You remember the "medicine" that Mary Poppins gave the kids in the movie? 10 replies

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SuperSmeg

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#1 6 years ago

It was liquid meth.

She wasn't magical, she just got the kids that she baby sat, extremely high.

Also, she couldn't fly. She had a mini rocket booster jammed up her ass the whole time. :lulz: She also worked as a prostitute, which is why the chimney sweeper was so pleased to see her.

And finally, the brain of Disney is cryogenically frozen, and stored at Area 51, waiting to be implanted into a cybernetic killing droid for the coming apocalypse.




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#2 6 years ago

THANK YOU FOR RUINING MY CHILDHOOD.

!!

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SuperSmeg

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#3 6 years ago

^ What, by telling you the obvious truth?




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#4 6 years ago

What drug can I take that makes me float in the air when I laugh?




SuperSmeg

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#5 6 years ago

Concentrated doses of Helium.

You also need to weigh less than 100 lbs, and to not have drunk anything for 2 days. You also need to be as small as a 90 year old anorexic man.

For more information, consult the Fizzy Lifting Drink scene in Willy Wonka...

PS: You don't even want to know what sort of drugs Wonka was dumping in his chocolate. The river was a sewage run-off... :Panic:




redgroupclan

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#6 6 years ago

Childhood intact. U mad?




SuperSmeg

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#7 6 years ago
redgroupclan;5607230Childhood intact. U mad?

You are too far gone for me to destroy your childhood. :(




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#8 6 years ago

redgroupclan.gay




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#9 6 years ago

Might have been semen. Spoon feeding kids semen seems to be in vogue.


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#10 6 years ago

^ The test came back negative on sperm count. It was definitely liquid meth.




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