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Dragonelf68

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#1 8 years ago

Well I'll tell you. My father, was a racecar driver...and a fiend. And one night, he comes home more tired than usual. Mommy tells him to get up off his ass and help around the house. He doesnt like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the keys to his racecar, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?". Opens the garage door, "Why so serious?!". Sticks the keys in the ignition, "Let's put a smile on that face." And he runs over my face with a racecar!


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#2 8 years ago

I thought it was because you hit your head on the mailbox.


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Dragonelf68

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#3 8 years ago

The ones on the back of my head are from rocket-launched mailboxes


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#4 8 years ago

I'm watching Lord of the Dance videos on Youtube.




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#5 8 years ago
Dragonelf68;5241028Well I'll tell you. My father, was a racecar driver...and a fiend. And one night, he comes home more tired than usual. Mommy tells him to get up off his ass and help around the house. He doesnt like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the keys to his racecar, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?". Opens the garage door, "Why so serious?!". Sticks the keys in the ignition, "Let's put a smile on that face." And he runs over my face with a racecar!

Is that your excuse to why you are still a virgin?




Dragonelf68

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#6 8 years ago

No.


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#7 8 years ago
Dragonelf68;5241072No.

Oh, what excuse do you use then?




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#8 8 years ago

You wanna know why I'm still a virgin? I'll you why. My girlfriend, was a bitch...and a fiend. And one night, she goes off sluttier than usual. I get the dildo to keep her busy while I find a condom. she really likes that. Really...Fucking...Likes it. So, me watching, she takes the dildo to her vag, laughing while she does it. She turns to me, and she says, "Why so slow?". Comes at me with the dildo, "Why so slow?!". Sticks the didlo in my ass, "Let's put a scream on that face." And cuts my dick off.


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#9 8 years ago
Dragonelf68;5241081You wanna know why I'm still a virgin? I'll you why. My girlfriend, was a bitch...and a fiend. And one night, she goes off sluttier than usual. I get the dildo to keep her busy while I find a condom. she really likes that. Really...Fucking...Likes it. So, me watching, she takes the dildo to her vag, laughing while she does it. She turns to me, and she says, "Why so slow?". Comes at me with the dildo, "Why so slow?!". Sticks the didlo in my ass, "Let's put a scream on that face." And cuts my dick off.

Even to a guy like me, that's cold.




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#10 8 years ago
Dragonelf68;5241081You wanna know why I'm still a virgin? I'll you why. My girlfriend, was a bitch...and a fiend. And one night, she goes off sluttier than usual. I get the dildo to keep her busy while I find a condom. she really likes that. Really...Fucking...Likes it. So, me watching, she takes the dildo to her vag, laughing while she does it. She turns to me, and she says, "Why so slow?". Comes at me with the dildo, "Why so slow?!". Sticks the didlo in my ass, "Let's put a scream on that face." And cuts my dick off.

oh my.

oh... my.

what is wrong with you??




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