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#1 11 years ago

Spamming spams nothing but spam and spamming in that way causes unecessary spam which hurts to read because its so full of spam it spams up your mind with spam that can be spammed so much that it gets permanently spammed into your brain.

In that case, I suggest a cold shower.

If if remains spammed inside your mind, you should let it out by spamming slowly, without exess spamming, to remove all traces of this "bad" spam and replace it with constructive spam, which,as you see, is an oxymoron. Of course, spamming in this way can have is negative side effects including inducing mal-spamming spam into other people's spam if interpreted inproperly.

In that case, I suggest a cold shower.

Of course, the easiest way to avoid taking that shower is to not come across any spam that might be spammed so much that it is spammed into your spam. That way, you will not have to spam benign to rid yourself of malignant spam which may or may not affect your overall judgement of malignant and benign spam, which may lead to a build-up of malignant spam in your sapmming which may in turn incude futher spamming. In that way, that spam is malignant as it continually grows exponentially, whilist benign spam does not encourage further spamming. Seeing to as creating benign spam ustilese brain power over random copying and pasting of one word, it is better for your mind as it must think to formulate a random dribble that can be interpreted as both something with meaning and spam, not just mashing your fingers until they bleed.

In that case, I suggest a cold shower.

Anyhow, this has been an example of how to spam, and the next portion is a lesson on how not to spam. If you find yourself or anyone around you spamming in this way, my advice, and it will always be right, is to smile and say,

In that case, I suggest a cold shower.

Now, let us continue with this lesson by showing malignant spam after the benign spam. Funny thing is, people actually READ benign spam, unlike malignant spam of where there is no diserable pattern involved. Spam should be simple for the reader to read, yet require some minor thinking to understand. When your english teacher tells you to write an essay, if you need an extra hundred words after you have finished FULLY exprressing your ideas, placing benign spam may be a wise idea, perhaps netting you a good mark, whereas placing malignant spam will cause a failing grade. As you see, a line civilized ranting with thought and two cents is better than a novel full of the same word repeated 30000 times. So, the next time you find yourself stuck when writing an essay,

I suggest a cold shower.

Oh golly have I already used up so much of our time as that I cannot show malignant spam? No....

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As you see, the spamabove will be skipped by most readers, and the words "SLAM" will be missed most of the time.

And spam.gif is a pretty good luncheon meat brand. Salty, but its holds well together, so not advised for those who like softer meats. For them,

I suggest a cold shower.

This ends my presentation thank you for reading.




AdmiralHocking

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#2 11 years ago

I gave up after the first three words.

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Benzin

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#3 11 years ago

maps backwards spells spam




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#4 11 years ago
You Want To Read This!

I disagree.




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#5 11 years ago

:agreed




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#6 11 years ago

Omg I actually read that! And the strangest thing is...he's actually right! Oh and I found the SLAM but only because you mentioned there is one... +1 for the efford :nodding:


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#7 11 years ago

Found 2 "SLAM" occurrences by scrolling the text. There may be more, but I didn't read everything anyway...




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#8 11 years ago

MynaMeisAw;3543955LOL PEANUTZ R FUNNI

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I agree.




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#9 11 years ago

you just wasted 4 minutes of my life!




AdmiralHocking

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#10 11 years ago

Gets hammer, I want back those minutes of my life, and I'm gonna take them off your life! :evilgrin: