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CyberRaptor

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#1 12 years ago

There. Just had to say it... ninjaparty2qs.jpg




Scientist Dr. Professor

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#2 12 years ago

I will break you.




CyberRaptor

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#3 12 years ago

B-4.JPEG




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#4 12 years ago

haha. real ultimate power.

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

realultimatepower.netTestimonial:

Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?

A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.

Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)


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CyberRaptor

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#5 12 years ago

lol you recognized that ninja picture, huh? That site is great. :D




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#6 12 years ago

Yep, that site owns. Real ultimate power. I don't even dare to open my window for fear of being served a swift uppercut out of nowhere.

Haha, looks like the author got sued, but won the case.

This was in the hatemail section:

Dear Mr. Hamburger.

I am a single mother. A single mother of three boys! And it's tough enough to keep them from acting up without people like you in the world. You are a disgrace to the whites, if you're white. My second born son has been, as you call it, "flipping out" recently and he started doing so around the same time the boys discovered your site. And surprise surprise, my son seriously harmed his brother AND now his behavior is affecting his schoolwork. Are you going to tutor him, jerk? I'm a single mother! His rambunctious attitude is going to get him put in jail or even juvenile hall. You are encouraging kids to go berserk and disregard rules. I demand that you take down this immediately, before I call the police. Trust me, mr. hamburger, this is one single mother of three boys you do not want to mess with. I will lobby to have your site banned for the rest of your life. I'll see you in court. Write me back and we'll talk some more.

yours,

a single mother of three boys you do not want to mess with

Court Case

Part 1 http://loco.bol.ucla.edu/msnbcninjanews1msnbcnewsother1.htm Part 2 http://loco.bol.ucla.edu/msnbcninjanews2msnbcnewsother2.htm Part 3 http://loco.bol.ucla.edu/msnbcninjanews3msnbcnewsother3.htm

though having read the articles, I doubt their authenticity.


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#7 12 years ago

:rofl:

That woman is an idiot, if you don't want your kids "flipping out" then why did you let them on that site:uhoh:




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#8 12 years ago

I think I see why she's single mother. :cort: Heh. And I thought all that hate mail was fake.