17th May 2006
So lets say Zombies start attacking - what is your plan to survive...
I personally would use my families bodies as bait while i sneak away to my secret underground compound :nodding:
Voice of joy and sunshine
26th May 2003
We will rule you
17th August 2007
i would find an underground missle base and bring some friends and family with me... and some cake.
I didn't make it!
the cake is a lie we're gonna load up on shotguns, revolvers, and ammo and drive off to somewhere
We will rule you
17th August 2007
^dont dis the cake. it will save many lives when the undead arrives. zombies cant taste it will be a second death to them.
Heaven's gonna burn your eyes
16th April 2005
crisissuit3;4275949i would find an underground missle base and bring some friends and family with me... and some cake.
Underground is a bad choice. You'll need to be able to provide air and light, as well as having very limited escapes. If there is one or two exits only, then your chances aren't great.
Somewhere like Nemerle's fort is the best option. You have the option of escaping over land or sea (assuming that's sea around the fort), whereas zombies cannot cross water.
I pretend I'm cooler than AzH
20th August 2007
Nemmerle;4170086I've found where I'm going in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse. Fort George in the highlands. Old arty fortress from the 1700s All the walls are angled so they can be swept with fire from another wall.
Sounds good to me. I would bring a shotgun, AK-47, sniper rifle, and a few grenades with me wherever I went. I would most likely have more ammo than actual armor, because zombies can't fire guns, as far as I know.
GF's Cheerios Expert
16th January 2008
If Zombies attacked our house I would tell my brother to take off his mask, well, um, no more zombies...
If my brothers face was not so hideous this is what I would do. First off I would make sure that the Zombies weren't Icecream zombies or anything like that.
Then if there were zombies I would arm my family with handguns like these.
Then I would take my family & whoever is with me and get in cars & trucks, the people who were in trucks would receive one of these from a neighbor who is a marine.
We would stick these in the back of the trucks as we drove to fort Sawmouth, as shown below.
Once we were then we would order these from ebay.
Once we had these we would take the weapons from the fort and use those in a defense against the zombies. We would then man the artillary and wipe the zombies out as they charged us.
Soon they would begin to overwhelm us, so we would get into apache defense helicopters and retreat back to nemmerle's fort from there we would make a stand and use my birthday present.
To defend against the zombies, then we would most likely hold our own until the tank had to reload, then the zombies would overwhelm us again, so we would get my brothers little play toy he shoots tin cans in the back with.
We would then use nemmerle's prized possession to obliterate the source of zombies.
But there would still be too many zombies so we retreated back to fort waterside.
Then after about a year of war we would defeat the zombies using a spacestation. After that we would seek out what made the zombies to find that it was really Dr.Evil and Minime.
We would then lock them up in a cage and destroy every last zombie.
But doctor evil would find a way out and start making zombies again, we would then be taken by surprise and call on the strength of the teddy bears to defeat the zombies, the zombies would be taken aback by the ferocious teddy bears. We would then make teddy bear factorys so that they would do all of the fighting. Teddy bears are very loyal to their creators and love to kill their enemies. We would then kill all the zombies using the might of the teddy bears and let Dr.Evil and Minime sit in a cage made of teddy bears. We would then rebuild our houses and make new forts in case something like that ever happens again. But Dr.Evil would talk and talk eventually changing the teddy bears side and the teddy bears would turn on us which would nearly kill us. We would then retreat to this space station.
Then Nemmerle would build nukes and radiation suites for us to take on the zombies, while the rest of us would build flamethrowers and rocket launchers to take care of the teddy bears.
We would then kill Dr.Evil and minime and live happly ever after with the zombies as our allies because crissisuit3's cake was so good. We would then have a large celebration every year with lots of cakes, the end.
I personally would use my families bodies as bait while i sneak away to my secret underground compound
Well I'm really gonna want you too watch my back. What a good ally you would make, leave us to fight while you run away.
For the Emperor! Knights of Caliban!
16th March 2004
I would stand my ground! aye I'd go all chaos space marine on there ass.
[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords
The Great Charm
14th April 2007
I would raid an Armory