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#1 5 years ago

...Goa'uld in disguise!!!




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#2 5 years ago

[SIZE="3"]You, sir, are a poet, by which I mean you're gay.[/SIZE]




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#3 5 years ago

Thanks for the clarification. :)




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#4 5 years ago

*preps symbiote poison missile*

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#5 5 years ago

This is so gay I could die.


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#6 5 years ago

I thought I was clear on the fact that I didn't ever want this kind of thread with my name on it when I left. :cort:


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#7 5 years ago

When split into three words like that, or Words of Power, Zipacna's name becomes a dragon shout. It's effects range from removing the target's pants, to changing the target's hair color to green.

It has been decried by the Dovah community as a thoroughly pointless and slightly gay shout, with few useful applications outside of the butt pirate industry.

When those three Words of Power are uttered in Zipacna's native Kemetic language, however, they cause him to undergo a spontaneous thermonuclear detonation, with a resulting explosion equivalent in power to 2.4 gigatons - this causes severe damage to most of the planet and anything that lives on it and, curiously, removes the pants of anybody near the edge of the blast radius.

The Dovah community calls it the 'gayest explosion in the universe'. The Goa'uld, meanwhile, retain Zipacna as their 'doomsday weapon', as well as referring to the explosion as the 'gayest explosion in the universe'.




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#8 5 years ago
Toph;5697188*preps symbiote poison missile* symbiotepoison.jpg[/QUOTE] Oh. I was wondering where you kept those.
Zipacna;5697200I thought I was clear on the fact that I didn't ever want this kind of thread with my name on it when I left. :cort:
[QUOTE=Mr. Matt;5697215]When split into three words like that, or Words of Power, Zipacna's name becomes a dragon shout. It's effects range from removing the target's pants, to changing the target's hair color to green. It has been decried by the Dovah community as a thoroughly pointless and slightly gay shout, with few useful applications outside of the butt pirate industry. When those three Words of Power are uttered in Zipacna's native Kemetic language, however, they cause him to undergo a spontaneous thermonuclear detonation, with a resulting explosion equivalent in power to 2.4 gigatons - this causes severe damage to most of the planet and anything that lives on it and, curiously, removes the pants of anybody near the edge of the blast radius. The Dovah community calls it the 'gayest explosion in the universe'. The Goa'uld, meanwhile, retain Zipacna as their 'doomsday weapon', as well as referring to the explosion as the 'gayest explosion in the universe'.

*Is curious why no one ever warned him.*




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#9 5 years ago

Mr. Matt;5697215When split into three words like that, or Words of Power, Zipacna's name becomes a dragon shout. It's effects range from removing the target's pants, to changing the target's hair color to green.

It has been decried by the Dovah community as a thoroughly pointless and slightly gay shout, with few useful applications outside of the butt pirate industry.

When those three Words of Power are uttered in Zipacna's native Kemetic language, however, they cause him to undergo a spontaneous thermonuclear detonation, with a resulting explosion equivalent in power to 2.4 gigatons - this causes severe damage to most of the planet and anything that lives on it and, curiously, removes the pants of anybody near the edge of the blast radius.

The Dovah community calls it the 'gayest explosion in the universe'. The Goa'uld, meanwhile, retain Zipacna as their 'doomsday weapon', as well as referring to the explosion as the 'gayest explosion in the universe'.

Okay, two things. Firstly: I hate Skyrim. As I hated any Elder Scrolls hath come before it and shall come thereafter. Secondly: Ngah, fair enough.


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#10 5 years ago

I hate the French, but I don't deny their existence.