Zombie-killing Rampage 29 replies

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Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#1 14 years ago

Mist has suddenly dropped onto our town. A thick mist, so thick you can barely see your own hand in front of you. Screams fill the air. Blood flows through the streets. The smell of fresh meat fills the air. The army moves in, and are completely obliterated. For the next three hours, I do not notice the screams of terror, the sound of tanks firing their explosive shells, the sound of war, erupting all around me. Because I'm too busy laughing at a small, apparently drunk fly trying to roll over. I do not notice, until they knock at my door. Zombies have invaded Telford. Mindless, immortal undead creatures from beyond the grave, wandering around the town shouting 'brains' in a retarded voice (and no, I'm not talking about people from Birmingham). Bullets do not kill them. Tanks do not hurt them; only slow them down. They have the strength to tear your body to shreds with their bare hands. They feel no pain. They know only that they have an insatiable hunger for fresh human brains. And they've found a human. They'll be disappointed when they crack my head open, but for now they're after me. What household object should I grab to use to go on a mad zombie killing rampage?




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#2 14 years ago

errrrrrmmm the flashlight from Doom3


Thinking about it.



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#3 14 years ago

water, hey it worked in Signs.




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#4 14 years ago

:Puzzled:

I haven't played Doom 3, so unless that's a flashlight with a big knife on the end I don't see how you could use it to go on a zombie-killing rampage :confused:




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#5 14 years ago

bah.




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#6 14 years ago

Fart. Simple. Or give them some of that infernal spam, they mistake it for brains, because Spam is brains




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#7 14 years ago

You people are going to get me killed! I KNEW I shouldn't have asked your advice!




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#8 14 years ago

Hmm. Right. Well thanks for your useless suggestions. They just came in through the door. I'd best grab the cordless drill and get busy. I'll probably be online tomorrow, or the day after. If not, erm...

Aw man! I was hoping to be on the news, but the journalists just got eaten! Damn...




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#9 14 years ago

Mr. Matt:Puzzled:

I haven't played Doom 3, so unless that's a flashlight with a big knife on the end I don't see how you could use it to go on a zombie-killing rampage :confused:

well in Domm3 it was the best fun i had for a while the zombies walk towards yuo and you just bludgeon them with the flashlight

or there is a chainsaw but its messy


Thinking about it.



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#10 14 years ago

Sounds like you just watched Dawn of the Dead or Resident Evil..