I was completly bored, and when I'm bored I make these questions, so here it is. If suddently, all of W40k races decided to launch an invasion on Earth right now, all at the same time, what type of retaliation you think we should give?
Weeeeell let's see, pray to our God, the Space Marines consider us traitors or heretics. Surrender ? You wanna get wasted don't you ? Coordinate ? Have you seen the news lately ? Imagine GW Bush and Bin Laden in a conference room. Diplomacy ? Is for weenies. Nuke: Booyah !
I interviewed several people of different races to see what they say. Imperium of Man: 'WE shall purify the planet for the good of the God Emperor !'. Chaos: 'This weak planet will be ours soon !'. Tyranids: 'Food !'. Eldar: 'Hmm we need a new Warp Space off ramp, lets demolish earth and build a Warp Space off ramp in it's place !'. Orks: 'Waaaaagggghhhhh !'. Necrons: ' Unintelligible Clanky Metal Sounds (UCMS)'. Tau: 'We should offer them a treaty of some sort, if not, blow them to the stars ! '.
So there you have it.:D:D
Yeah, I think something has gone completly wrong in here...
For the Emperor! Knights of Caliban!
16th March 2004
I'd seek out Chaos...bow before the Dark gods...
[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords
First, everyone on Earth hides underground or in caves... or at the bottom of the ocean, or rock crags, or anywhere you can hide!:nodding: Second, pray that the invading forces kill eachother off untill one weakened force remains... Finally! Use all our stashed nuclear/biological/atomic/anything we can find missles and bomb the remaining weakened force to hell! If bombing doesn't work, use all underground troops/suicide-bombing children/and or seductive whores to kill them! But... if all fails, bow down and hopefully they will accept your surrender to become their slaves :bows:, which I would guess is better than death... hopefully..... Well thats my idea of what would happen... any other comments? :uhm:
I would join the IG, I would join the SM but I would have to be shipped away, and the war would be happening right away.
I think the emerpor would stand up out of the golden throne and say "OH HELLLL NO!". A Xeno's ass kicking would persue...
I didn't make it!
[COLOR=blue]Ummm yeah u guys forgot about the Deamnhunters I would join my own lil army i made the Knights of heaven and fight till my last bvreath it god wills it and the rest of my lil army(which includes SM and Ig) willl comen and help out and we might will if we use our nukes[/COLOR] :beer::cool::deal::deal::Pimp::smack::smack::smack::0wned: :withstupid::feedback::fistpunch::tommygun::dpistols::aug2::flag:
I'd walk up and say ''Aren't you guys models?''
I'd teach em to play "Warhammer" the Table Top Game