instead of a arm band of "What Would Jesus Do?" the band has "What Would The Emperor Do?"
you find human remains and then report finding 'sleeping' necrons.
you open up a fightclub with turn-based fighting using dice and count "standing on carpet" as medium cover.
you cut the mark of Khorne in your forehead and think that you'll be a 'zerker and beat up all the bullies at school.
when u think that mars is the place where they make tanks
by having a cold you think your the chosen of Nurgle.
you replace satan with chaos.
When you post propoganda flyers for the True Emperor.
Or, when you shoot your automatic weapon really slow, hoping it doesnt overheat.
actually, machine guns do overheat if you shoot them too fast. and soldiers fire them off in bursts to make sure they dont.
edit: hoping it doesnt overheat, causing a plasma meltdown that will reduce you to a sludgy pile of molten flesh.
:lock: For the same reaspm as the Imperial Guard thread.