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Marshall_Brant

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#61 13 years ago

instead of a arm band of "What Would Jesus Do?" the band has "What Would The Emperor Do?"




sgt_socks2.0

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#62 13 years ago

you find human remains and then report finding 'sleeping' necrons.

or

you open up a fightclub with turn-based fighting using dice and count "standing on carpet" as medium cover.




Marshall_Brant

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#63 13 years ago

you cut the mark of Khorne in your forehead and think that you'll be a 'zerker and beat up all the bullies at school.




maneggs

Mark the Beast

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#64 13 years ago

when u think that mars is the place where they make tanks




Marshall_Brant

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#65 13 years ago

by having a cold you think your the chosen of Nurgle.




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#66 13 years ago

you replace satan with chaos.




Lord Evilblobs

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#67 13 years ago

When you post propoganda flyers for the True Emperor.

Or, when you shoot your automatic weapon really slow, hoping it doesnt overheat.




The Body Popper

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#68 13 years ago

actually, machine guns do overheat if you shoot them too fast. and soldiers fire them off in bursts to make sure they dont.




Lord Evilblobs

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#69 13 years ago

edit: hoping it doesnt overheat, causing a plasma meltdown that will reduce you to a sludgy pile of molten flesh.




The_splurge

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#70 13 years ago

:lock: For the same reaspm as the Imperial Guard thread.