Approaching Strange Girls, wtf do I say? -1 reply

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NiteStryker

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#91 17 years ago

Why make ur opening line a diss agianst urself? It would almost appar that ur desperate.

***GO TO THE LINK IN MY PROFILE PLEAZ!!!***

I have had a girlfriend, and i dont talk to them much, but i try to think up of some good jokes about general crap, and be ready to use them, or i just 'borrow' jay leno's jokes, :lol: I can be pretty funny sometimes, just never at the right times for some reason, damn, :lol:




Covin Narcissus

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#92 17 years ago

Originally quoted from: madmanfrommars [COLOR=Magenta]------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------/>[/COLOR] Okay suppose I'm out in town with my friend and we see two cute girls. Wtf do we say to them?

I'm not shy I just dunno what to say. Just seems kind of random to go up to some girl and be like "Hi I'm a hot sexy love beast, wanna go out with me? :naughty: "

I could try "I'm an administrator on Gamingforums, is that cool or what??"

Any other suggestions? [COLOR=Magenta]------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/COLOR]

You should just.. walk up to her, say, "Hey there, Sexy", and then grab her butt -- firmly in your right hand.

They love that.

Oh, no need to be shy or scared.

What's the worse that could happen?

A broken nose isn't much of a sacrafice. oo`




Dragonfire, The

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#93 17 years ago

well, i'll tell you this much, if you grab my butt and i don't know you, youre gonna get the crap beaten out of you




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#94 17 years ago

Lol i love the one "hey im an administrator at gameformus.com is that kool or what!?" lol i think that ones a sure winner lol




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#95 17 years ago

Im a guy and if a girl walked up and grabbed my but, i would look at her in the eye, look up to the sky, and shout ' THANK YOU GOD!!!!!!!', and comtinue my good fortune.

*Gettin jiggy wit it...:lol:*!




Covin Narcissus

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#96 17 years ago

Originally quoted by: Dr4g0nF!r3 [COLOR=Magenta]------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------/>[/COLOR] well, i'll tell you this much, if you grab my butt and i don't know you, youre gonna get the crap beaten out of you [COLOR=Magenta]------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/COLOR]

I'm sure that most women, including myself, would do the same.

I have been grabbed in those places and I don't think the boys who did that to me liked the out come.

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#97 16 years ago

I take photos of them ;) They seem to enjoy!