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Pak_E_Derm

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#1 15 years ago

Only in America:

1. can a pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance

2. are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink

3. do drugstors make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front

4. do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke

5. do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters

6. do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the drive way and put our usless junk in the garage

7. do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we don't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the 1st place

8. do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8

9. do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering




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#2 15 years ago

lol, but whats your point??




Pak_E_Derm

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#3 15 years ago

it's a joke. It's called houmor




PhysiK

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#4 15 years ago

lol thats pretty good.




Fezarella

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#5 15 years ago

Yeah funny stuff :lol:




Kahless the Grey

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#6 15 years ago

Lmao, this stuff is great, it's funny 'cause it's true!




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#7 15 years ago

:lol: Thats some funny stuff!!!!!


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Nateanite

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#8 15 years ago

Yes, pretty funny, I think I've read that before somewhere...




Pak_E_Derm

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#9 15 years ago
FileTrekker:lol: Thats some funny stuff!!!!!

damn strait! :D




Kahless the Grey

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#10 15 years ago

we need to make a thread of "Only In..." stuff