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Spartan VIP Member

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#1 14 years ago

Enjoy!

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>Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers: > >FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites > >FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog > >FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog > >GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free > >FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile../ better be a reward. > >COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale > >NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby > >GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb. > >NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once > >JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300 > >(AND THE BEST ONE) >FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.




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#2 14 years ago
SpartanNICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once

Actually i think this is the best one, i get all kinds of images from thinking how that might work :p




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#3 14 years ago
Spartan >FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog

:naughty: I like this one the best. :lol:




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#4 14 years ago
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile../ better be a reward.

LOL :lol: those are great!! that one ^ is my favorite. :D




Smitty025

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#5 14 years ago

the parachute one is the best




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#6 14 years ago

indeed




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#7 14 years ago
meNORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby

This one is a knee slapper!




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#8 14 years ago

Those ads remind me of my graandma's letters:/




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#9 14 years ago

what newspaper?




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#10 14 years ago

Um the ones you read.




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