mine are I was playing base ball with familiy. and my mom called me for a sec, I threw my glove in the air and started running for the house. just then, my cousin bated the ball and it hit my glove in mid air. the glove landed on the ground with the ball in the poket.:lol: my uncle said "that was one hell of a shot" i said "no kidding" then somone shouted "strike!" I was playing hokey, and my cousin, te goaly walked away from the goal. my brother hit the ball and it flew towards the goal, my cousin saw, and threw has stick at the net, the ball bounced off the stick and back!:lol: we were playing dodge ball. I cout the ball and started tosing back and fourth between my hands. my brother said "he has the ball! get him!" I said "OK" and threw it at him. it hit him in the chest and he flew onto his back, gasping for air. he was a good three feet back. from where he was standing. I flexed my mousle and said "couldn't do that before" and ofcourse everyone laughed:lol:
OK I got a good one I was playing rugby (for those that play....I am Flyhalf) and I punted the ball outta our end and there was a guy there right in front of me and I hit him in the balls with the ball with a hard punt......He went to the hospital and later had to have a testical removed I felt bad but shit happens I was playing soccer and some shithole elbowed me in the neck and it hurt like hell and the little ass said "gunna get up pussy goalie" then later I stoned him with a good save and they lost and we won!!!
I take what n0e says way too seriously
25th August 2003
o god that would hurt like hell.
very well noticed. well... i got many funny sport experiences. many of them happened during skatboarding trips to other cities etc. and judo can be pretty funny too :) or... other sports... well, too many to list.
I don't see how thats funny
how what is funny? btw I would be pretty surprized to see you finding anything funny :D ;)
Guys is gonna have balls the size of oranges after thant :( poor bugger
ok i was at my aïkido and we had to hit big weight balls and the guy I was with was just kidding by hitting anywhere except the ball so he hit me in the throat i could taste the blood. After the exercise, I got revenge on him with one of the techniques the sensei asigned us to do with the pressure points.
someone being kicked in the groin