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CHAKA VIP Member

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#1 13 years ago

These are the funniest things I've read in a while. Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested

>in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football

>Club and starting fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the

>morning.

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>Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime

>fiancee,seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still

>exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.

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>Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shirty

>after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail

>purposes, maybe more.

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>Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in

>the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady,

>with a lovely chest.

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>Devil-worshipper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady, for wining

>and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks, and

>slaughtering cats in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light

>of a pale moon.

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>Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi

>for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.

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>Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed

>supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin

>sister.

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#2 13 years ago

:rofl: hahaha!




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#3 13 years ago

>Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed

>supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin

>sister.

:uhm:

Get a number off that? Not that I would call it or anything.