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Dutchman

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#21 16 years ago

lmao, that one is funny, Eckie

hey, no prob at all that it is short. Are there any rules saying that it can't be short jokes? I just said make sure they're fun :)

What about this one?

Until recently, British Rail was probably the holder of the most stupid excuses for train cancellations or delays, with ones like these, which are now well-known throughout the UK: "leaves on the line" "the wrong kind of snow" and more recently, a lesser known one about "a cow on the line" But today, on the travel news, a company has really excelled itself, The reason for delays? "a tree had fallen on the track" This doesn't really sound very remarkable, until you realize that the company in question is London Underground.

I took this from a Dutch-humor site, they had just a few not-dutch jokes, but for dutch-reading ppl, visit the site, it's very funny: www.omroephumor.nl




Dutchman

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#22 16 years ago

Same site:

The trains are running late due to the wrong kind of snow falling. (British Rail)

"It is regretted that there are no facilities for the travelling public."

"We are sorry to announce that we will have a short delay due to a missing engine."

British ppl subtile? Untill you read this... "Never try and board a moving train - it could be your last trip."




Eckie Thump

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#23 16 years ago

:agreed: :lol: :rolleyes:

Only from British Rail....

Nice one:lol:




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#24 16 years ago

PADDY IRISHMAN, PADDY SCOTTSMAN AND PADDY ENGLISHMAN ON AN ISLAND

Same as the first one that the dutchman said except its Q on the Island:

Q: Paddy Irishman, What is your wish Paddy Irishman: Ah I'd love to see my family again, so I'd like to go home.

Snap, Paddy Irishman is back home

Q: What is your wish Paddy Scottsman? Paddy Scottsman: Same here, I just love to go home!

Snap, Paddy Scottsman is back in his big arm chair at home.

Q:What is your wish Paddy Englishman? Paddy Englishman: Ah, I feel all alone now, I wish the other two were back.

SNAP!




1DeadlySAMURAI

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#25 16 years ago

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Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ? A. Sheep.

Q. What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes ? A. Slow natives.

Q. Where is an elephants sex organ ? A. In his feet. If he steps on you, you're ****ed !

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot ? A. Because you couldn't get that much shit into a shoe.

Q. Why wasn't jesus born in the U.S.A ? A. Because god couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A: You can unscrew a light bulb.

Q: What kind of bees give milk? A: Boo-bees.

Q: What will it take to reunite Nirvana??? A: Two more bullets...

Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. Men will screw anything!

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Soak the cat in gasoline and through a lighted match at him. WOOOFFFF

Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? A: They taste funny!!

Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: Snowballs.

Q: Why was the snowman smiling? A: He heard the snowblower coming!