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Sephy 25


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#1 15 years ago

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.

As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?"

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde.

She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. "What is your last request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse ... alone." The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says,

"Listen very carefully ....

For the last time ....

I said ....



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#2 15 years ago

ive heard:

So the Lone Ranger gets captured by some bad Injuns, things don’t look so good for the legendary hero. The chief strolls up to him and says ”Kimmosave, your gonna get it this time, Tonto can’t save you, but I hear your horse Trigger is really cool, show me what he can do. You have 3 chances and I might give you a quick death.” So the Lone Ranger calls Trigger and whispers in his ear, Trigger snorts and takes off. The trusty steed returns a while later with a beautiful brunette in the saddle. The chief is impressed so he ushers the Lone Ranger and the cowgal into the nearest Teepee for his nazzums. A while later the chief drags the hero out, who again whispers in Trigger’s ear, Trigger snorts, stomps the ground and takes off again. A while later his faithfull four legged friend once more returns, this time with a blonde in the saddle. Again the chief is impressed and ushers the pair into the Teepee for some righteous cowgal action. A while later the chief drags the hero out for his last chance, The Lone Ranger calls over Trigger, and this time looks Trigger squarely in the face and mutters…. “Listen you stupid nag, I’m gonna say this one last time, go get posse…….”

funny thing is the dude didnt even know the lone ranger's horse - shame on him ;)