Hi. This thread is a place to post all those Monty Python quotes you can think of. They can be from any Montty Python movie or any other funny Monty Python quotes you can think of. Heres mine (for now): And then you must cut down the largest tree in the forest, with, a, HERRING!!! (Monty Python: The Search for the Holy Grail) NI!!! (Monty Python: The Search for the Holy Grail) Its just a flesh wound. (Monty Python: The Search for the Holy Grail) What are you gonna do, bleed on me? (Monty Python: The Search for the Holy Grail) Get back here, you yellow bellied bastard!!! (Monty Python: The Search for the Holy Grail)
DarknessKnight15 What are you gonna do, bleed on me? (Monty Python: The Search for the Holy Grail)
I love that lol, thats hilarious
Lol, thanks. Now you got any quotes?
Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'.
oh, no, i don't have any, just really liked yours lol
well then, stop spamming and post one
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
[color=red] I wave my private parts at your aunties<-heh heh, my fav.
Dreadnought[DK]-You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets. - I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Hello stuffy English kiniggets and Arthur King who has the brains of a duck you know. How you English say again, I unplug my nose in your general direction, you sons of a window dresser. So you think you could out-clever us French folk with all your knees-bent dancing about silly behaviour. I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom wipers. - Open this door! - No chance, you English bedwetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door opening request a silly thing! You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms! - If you do not open this door we shall take this castle by force! (Garbage is dumped on Arthur's head; he and Bedeviere depart, fuming) - Yes, depart... or we shoot fire arrows in the tops of your hands and make castanets out of your testicles already. NI!
My alltime favorite is from the Flying Circus: "My hovercraft is full of eels".
Arthur approaches an isolated castle guarded by soldiers ( #1 & #2 ) .....
S #1: Where'd you get the coconuts? A : We found them. S #1: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical! A : What do you mean? S #1: Well, this is a temperate zone. A : The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? S #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? A : Not at all. They could be carried. S #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut? A: It could grip it by the husk! S #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. A: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here. S #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? A: Please! S #1: Am I right? A: I'm not interested! S #2: It could be carried by an African swallow! S #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point. S #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that. A: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?! S #1: But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory. S #2: Oh, yeah... S #1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...
-The Holy Grail
Lol @ both your quotes and your sig.