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#11 14 years ago

"You can't proclaim yourself king just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!!" - Dennis the Peasent




.theChaotic

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#12 14 years ago

"Camelot!" "Camelot!" "Camelot!" "It's only a model" "SSHHH!"




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#13 14 years ago

"I fart in your general direction! You're mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"




Master of Reality

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#14 14 years ago

"Ah! I see you have a machine that goes 'ping!' " - Monty Python's The Meaning of Life "Shut up you pompus englishman. None of you have any balls!" - Meaning of Life




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#15 14 years ago

1."Can we have your liver" "No, im still using it" "You signed the doner card right" "No plzz" "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *****doctor slices and screaming is heard***** From the meaning of life (i forget the exact quote but u get it) 2. My favorite is the song "Every Sperm is Sacred" LOL sung in the meaning of life




Pure-Chaos

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#16 14 years ago
'[+Glasius+']Arthur approaches an isolated castle guarded by soldiers ( #1 & #2 ) ..... S #1: Where'd you get the coconuts? A : We found them. S #1: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical! A : What do you mean? S #1: Well, this is a temperate zone. A : The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? S #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? A : Not at all. They could be carried. S #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut? A: It could grip it by the husk! S #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. A: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here. S #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? A: Please! S #1: Am I right? A: I'm not interested! S #2: It could be carried by an African swallow! S #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point. S #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that. A: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?! S #1: But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory. S #2: Oh, yeah... S #1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway... -The Holy Grail

Damn he stole my one, lol




Master of Reality

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#17 14 years ago

im a lumberjack and im ok.....




Scijox

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#18 14 years ago

Lol i almost forgot the lumber jack song. Another good quote from flying circus.

That parrot is dead, deceased, it is an ex-parrot. :lol:




El Hombre del Fuego

The Three of Swords

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#19 14 years ago

This town has long been terrorized by an evil gang called... The Hell's Grannies And now for something completely different

Both quotes from "And Now for Something Completely Different"

A=Arthur L=Lancelot R=Robin G=Galihad

A: What can we do? That bunny's dynamite! L: If we attack it again, it may become so cross, it may make a mistake. A: No, we can't risk it. R: Might it confuse it a bit if we run away more? A: No, and go change your armor. L: We have the Holy Hand Grenade! A: Of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

Priest: Thou shalt pull thy pin from thy hand grenade, and count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three. Do not count to two, unless you then proceed to three. Five is right out.

A: One, two, five! G: Three, sir. A: Right. THREE!

Those five-er- three are all from The Search for the Holy Grail.

The quotes may be a little off, but I havent seen the movie in a long time, so they're all from memory.




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#20 14 years ago

Are you kidding me?! This thread died half a year ago, sheesh. Oh well, carry on... Monty Python is awsome. BTW, those quotes are pretty accurate to be from memory, I think. Good job.