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Red Menace

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#21 14 years ago

Tim the Enchanter: There he is! King Arthur: Where? Tim the Enchanter: There! King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit? Tim the Enchanter: It IS the rabbit! King Arthur: You silly sod! Tim the Enchanter: What? King Arthur: You got us all worked up! Tim the Enchanter: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. King Arthur: Ohh. Tim the Enchanter: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! Tim the Enchanter: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! Sir Galahad: Get stuffed! Tim the Enchanter: He'll do you up a treat, mate. Sir Galahad: Oh yeah? Sir Robin: You mangy Scots git! Tim the Enchanter: I'm warning you! Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum? Tim the Enchanter: He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones! King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off! Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up rabbitat.jpg Tim the Enchanter: I WARNED you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you know, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little BUNNY, isn't it?


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#22 14 years ago

LMFAO! Perfect. Lol.




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#23 14 years ago

We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot! I posted a dozen of these in the Longest Thread forum so I have alot of them!


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#24 14 years ago

"Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecap split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis split...


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#25 14 years ago

That's enough singing for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot. "


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#26 14 years ago

"there is no spoon"




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#27 14 years ago

every sperm is sacred :naughty: the catholic church won,t let me put a rubber on my old fellow , you know my john thomas, so you lot will ave to sod off then :lol: then the kids brake out in singing every sperm is sacred ,dressed in rags ...holy grail




Natasha K

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#28 14 years ago

Oh I love Monty Python! Its so funny:) I think my favourite has to be Brian's mum when she says - 'He's not the messiah! He's a very naughty boy!' I laugh every time! Best Wishes, Natasha




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#29 14 years ago

Topic died: December 9th, 2003 Revived: August 20, 2004 Closed: August 21, 2004

Please DO NOT revive old threads. How many times do we have to explain this to people?