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Kerian VIP Member

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#1 14 years ago

k well i was listening to a wierd al song and i heard a threat that made me laugh. it was "if i ever meet you i'll control alt delete you" this amused me so i wanna hear some more funny threats




AzH

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#2 14 years ago

i have one. i'll see if i can dig it up from my MSN history. i think it was someone i banned.

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AzH (where did cheese go? *i don't know*) says: [COLOR=Green]yes[/COLOR] AzH (where did cheese go? *i don't know*) says: [COLOR=Green]?[/COLOR] The Lord of Darkness says: [COLOR=Red]do you remember this[/COLOR] AzH (where did cheese go? *i don't know*) says: [COLOR=Green]yes[/COLOR] AzH (where did cheese go? *i don't know*) says: [COLOR=Green]who are you?[/COLOR] The Lord of Darkness says: [COLOR=Red]{MGS}Solid Snake and this is pay back for calling me a faggot[/COLOR] AzH (where did cheese go? *i don't know*) says: [COLOR=Green]payback?[/COLOR] AzH (where did cheese go? *i don't know*) says: [COLOR=Green]what are you going to do?[/COLOR] The Lord of Darkness says: [COLOR=Red]i don't know[/COLOR] AzH (where did cheese go? *i don't know*) says: :lol: AzH (where did cheese go? *i don't know*) says: [COLOR=Green]lol[/COLOR]

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Peeping Tom

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#3 14 years ago

Too Good. Where did THAT start?




AzH

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#4 14 years ago

it started here. read the whole thing.

http://www.gamingforums.com/showthread.php?t=93909




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#5 14 years ago

"now go away or I shall taunt you a second time"




Giovanni Fascisti

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#6 14 years ago
'Dreadnought[DK']"now go away or I shall taunt you a second time"

I concur. That is by far the most entertaining threat in the history of mankind. :lol:




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#7 14 years ago

[color=red]"I fart in your general direction!"[/color]




badcombover

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#8 14 years ago

I believe that is a very good threat from monty python, I can't think of a better one.




Vikki

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#9 14 years ago

all the monty python quotes from the frenchmen are hilarious!! a thanks from vikki if anyone can find them!!!




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#10 14 years ago

Anything to please ya...

- What are you then? - I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king. - What are you doing in England? - Mind your own business. -You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets.

- I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

- Hello stuffy English kiniggets and Arthur King who has the brains of a duck you know. How you English say again, I unplug my nose in your general direction, you sons of a window dresser. So you think you could out-clever us French folk with all your knees-bent dancing about silly behaviour. I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom wipers. - Open this door! - No chance, you English bedwetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door opening request a silly thing! You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms! - If you do not open this door we shall take this castle by force! (Garbage is dumped on Arthur's head; he and Bedeviere depart, fuming) - Yes, depart... or we shoot fire arrows in the tops of your hands and make castanets out of your testicles already.

NI!