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Ensign Riles VIP Member

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#41 15 years ago

I have to sit next to this idiot in science who thinks he is so smart (He has a C-, our teacher posts the grades on the board) and never stops talking. Yesterday I said to him: "Le tuyau en bas, vous, ou je ferai vos intestins pêchent la nourriture à une noce pour votre soeur de l'oncle morte. Vous sentirez que plus de douleur que mon crayon jamais a, même quand manger les pommes de terre ont frit dans une toilette.

Vous sentirez que mon courroux implacable et votre plateau de CD ouvrira et fermera à la consternation de l'ennemi de votre ennemi. Ce sera votre ruine peu probable aussi. "

(He doesn't speak French and thought I was funny. I came up with it in French class about a week ago. It was something just really random that entered my mind...This is a rough translation: Pipe down, you, or I shall make your intestines fish food at a wedding for your dead uncle's sister. You shall feel more pain than my pencil ever has, even when eating potatoes fried in a toilet.

You shall feel my relentless wrath and your CD tray shall open and close to the dismay of your enemy's enemy. It shall be your unlikely downfall as well.)




Darkness Knight 15

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#42 15 years ago

A dumb threat (sort of): I know where you live...




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#43 15 years ago

Ensign Riles Pipe down, you, or I shall make your intestines fish food at a wedding for your dead uncle's sister. You shall feel more pain than my pencil ever has, even when eating potatoes fried in a toilet.

You shall feel my relentless wrath and your CD tray shall open and close to the dismay of your enemy's enemy. It shall be your unlikely downfall as well.)

[color=red]LMAO :lol: [/color]




AegenemmnoN VIP Member

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#44 15 years ago
CorToSiSRoSE[color=red]LMAO :lol: [/color]

yea, its quite disturbing, yet suprisingly funny :)

im warning you, my cat is trained to kill ;)

and, thats my threat for the day




Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#45 15 years ago

In primary school my year 6 teacher had an odd threat that he regularly carried out. He used to threaten to throw a foam replica brick at people if they didn't do as he said first time. Needless to say he had it thrown back a few times.




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#46 15 years ago

[color=red]i know i would have throughn it back at him!....well...i might have swaped it w/the brick in my bag if i really didnt like him...

and AeG: my cat can beat up your cat! :p[/color]




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#47 15 years ago

I have kidnapped myself. Give me a million dollars or you'll never see me again.

:lol: got that off a t-shirt...