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Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 minutes, 42 seconds
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 minutes which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.
One of the most difficult items for sewage workers to handle, as it is insoluble, yet fine enough to pass through most filtration systems, is pubic hair. Every month Thames Water removes over a ton of pubic hair at its water treatment plants, whereupon it is taken away to a landfill site and buried.
a ducks quack dosen't echo on adrevage 100 people will choke to death on a ball ponit pen the cigeratte ligter was invented before the match snails can sleep for 3 years