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Covin Narcissus

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#1 17 years ago

[COLOR=black]Well, we all know that no one is born natually ambidextrous. So don't include that in your answer.

Me? Well, I'm left handed.

Personally, I feel that one day lefties will rise up and force RIGHT handed people to write with their left hand, and all those who are born naturally left handed will rule over all of those who oppose.

And we where forced to write with our right hands, back in the day. So, why can't righties be forced to go through the same things that us lefties used to have to go through?

Also our brains are switched around-style so that makes us more creative, or something. And that makes all the difference.

..=)

Well, what will you go with?

:: She raises an eyebrow in inquiry, a slight smile grazing across her features ::[/COLOR]




GODSMACKed

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#2 17 years ago

You lefts are all alike. You sit and you complain about how you were "made" to use you right hand. Well ya know what, I'm a righty. Don't think for a second that you "lefties" are gonna overthrow us! We are the superior breed! The way I see it, if there was a war between us, we would win. Your outnumbered.

(BTW, this was a joke, I could care less what hand you use :))




Covin Narcissus

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#3 17 years ago

[COLOR=black]Pfft..!

Us? OUT NUMBERED!?

We can use our creative minds to over throw you and your.. right handed-ness.

..Bitch!..!

o_O;

(It's okay, this whole topic is pretty much just a joke to see who's left or right handed.)

:: Prances around the topic, waiting for more right handed responses ::

La-De-Da..[/COLOR]




GODSMACKed

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#4 17 years ago

Creative? Sounds like an excuse for lack of common sense to me.

Ya know what else? Most guns are made for right handers. You dumb lefties always get hit in the eye with an ejected scolding hot shell, while we can shoot off as many rounds as we want into your puny "creative" bodies!

Left-handers are a disease!




Covin Narcissus

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#5 17 years ago

[COLOR=black]Ahh.. yes, but we can bend our creative minds to congure up some type of shield protecting us from you and your puny guns.

..=)

Heart-ness.[/COLOR]




GODSMACKed

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#6 17 years ago

Puny? When a .308 round catches you between the eyes, the entrance wound is roughly about the size of a dime. The exit wound, however, is bigger than your fist. I can just see your "creative" lefty brain splattered all over the floor.




bagabondo

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#7 17 years ago

what about the ''super right fist'' who slice Evil left handers. in the old days left handers were called impure. I don't really care about it. but in number the right handers are more popullated so if there a war between right and left handers the rights would win




Kahless the Grey

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#8 17 years ago

I don't have hands... No, I'm right handed, and we'd win for the sole reason that everything is made for us.




Fezarella

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#9 17 years ago

:agreed Right hand'ers rock, hehe




Chicken-Jiblets

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#10 17 years ago

I have a pair of left handed scissors. :rock: