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Bananas

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#1 15 years ago

I was at mcdonalds a few days ago, having a salad, all of a sudden, a fat, fat, lady walked in wearing these wierd tight clothes and this shower cap thing. I wondered if she was an escapee from the loonie bin. she walked up to the register and demanded they hand over all the money. She indicated she had a gun with her. They gave her the money and she fled. I know how stupid this sounds, but i swear it is true. But of all the places to rob, why Mcdonalds? I mean theres a bank right across the street! And why the hell would they wear a shower cap? Huh????




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#2 15 years ago

At least she wasn't mad enough to steal any food, lol




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#3 15 years ago

Wow, dude, thats funked up.




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#4 15 years ago

hmm, maybe she couldn't rob the bank...i bet the doors weren't wide enough.




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#5 15 years ago

LMAO, yeah, McDonalds builds extra-wide doors for the type of customers they get :P




Bananas

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#6 15 years ago

roflmao




badcombover

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#7 15 years ago

Sadly enough, that's probably true. Banks have MUCH better security, it's hard to rob a bank nowadays and get away with it. Here's a funny story that's true. Some guy robbed a bank, he was wearing a mask, he demanded the money, they gave it to him in a bag that he had with him. The cops found him later because he was still wearing the FREAKIN MASK WALKING ON THE SIDEWALK. what a moron.




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#8 15 years ago
badcomboverSome guy robbed a bank with a mask on

Lol, what sort of bank wears a mask? I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself :(. LMAO, still wearing his mask. All he needed was a few bags with $'s drawn on them and he'd be a class-A moron :D




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#9 15 years ago

well it prolly wouldnt have mattered if she tried to rob the bank, if they tried to shoot her the bullets would prolly have bounced off.




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#10 15 years ago

lmao, or they just wouldn't make it through all the Big Mac blubber to cause any damage