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14th January 2003

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#1 16 years ago

ive found these i thought they were halariuos so i thought id share

Sarcastic Sayings

*This day was a total waste of makeup. *Make yourself at home, clean my kitchen! *Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after! *This isn't an office, it's Hell with florescent lighting. *You!! Off my planet! *If I throw a stick, will you go away? *Practice random acts of kindness and selfless acts of self-control. *I like cats too, let's exchange recipes! *Does your train of thought have a caboose? *I'm not crazy I've just been in a bad mood for 15 years! *I majored in liberal arts. Is that for here or to go? *And your crybaby opinion would be...? *Allow me to introduce my selves *A PBS mind in an MTV world. *Don't worry, I forgot your name too! *Surburbia: Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them! *I just wnat revenge, is that so bad? *Back off! You're standing in my aura! *I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one. *Ok! Ok! I take it back! UnScrew you! *You say I'm a **** like it's a bad thing. *Not all males are annoying, some are dead. *Chaos, Panic & disorder, my work here is done! *Too many freaks, not enough circuses. *Ambivalent? Well, Yes and no. *Earth is full. Go home. *Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except my friends deep inside the Earth. *Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll get if you touch me? *Meandering to a different drummer. *I'm not tense, I'm just terribly alert! *What am I?? Flypaper for morons? *I'm not being rude, you're being insignificant. *Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. *You sound resonable...time to up my medication! *I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter! *Who me? I just wander from room to room (net site to net site)... *I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.