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#1 14 years ago

More stuff! Enjoy! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years. He had a >large >pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, >basketball >court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming >when it was built. > >One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't >been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he >heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw >it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his >pond. > >He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep >end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out >until you leave!" > >The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim >or >make you get out of the pond naked." > >"I only came to feed the alligator." > >Moral of the story: Old age and treachery will triumph over youth and >inexperience.




Nkenobi

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#2 14 years ago

:lol:




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#3 14 years ago

ive read that before. man, when i get old, i wanna be just like that :)




Smitty025

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#4 14 years ago

:lol: thats funny




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#5 14 years ago
AegenemmnoNive read that before. man, when i get old, i wanna be just like that :)

He is very wise. We should all learn from him! :lol:




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#6 14 years ago

ROFL that is very funny i want a pond now




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#7 14 years ago

Screw the pond, I want an alligator!




D.Sporky!

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#8 14 years ago

ah hahahaha!!! He is a smart old man.




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#9 14 years ago
SpartanScrew the pond, I want an alligator!

good one i want both now




Dave to the Nave

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#10 14 years ago

:lol: What a genius.