walkin up to people sayin "holy sh!t man is that your gut!" "tuck that thing in yo' shirt please do us all a favor [fat guy] "man shut up"
so i walk away thinkin "dam/\/, did i just see an elephant?" i dont know how he's going to deal with that, i'll let him settle it
so as i continue my journey i bump into a women and she says "you pr!ck" i have nothin to say cause my d!ck is sayin "dude i think thats a chick"
im walkin away and im thinkin "dude there goes your chance" my d!ck is thinkin the same thing but it's also thinkin "oh great, more pants!"
but o well as always i went about my day and some ladies scream "it's Cdawgg!" "oh great" i think less reasons to beat off! (jk)
yo sorry i left but i had to practice so while you at it welcome back Cdawgg i was off watchin janet jacksons tit pop out while i was beatin off
ive heard this song? it goes "splish splash im takin a bath" so i walk up to them and say "the tub can fit your fat a$$
check out this smilie wit glasses but no ordinary pair-sunglasses he put them on because j-lo walked up to him and his eyes hurt when she flashed us
<---- GRRRR!, it just makes me wanna swerve of the road and make my head hurt watch the super bowl and seein janet's tit blurred out makes me go " you f*ckin turd!
i walk around searchin around lookin for nemo and friends! but then i catch a priest takin a child to his mercedez benz!
preachers and teachers first wish is to take us back to the bleachers take them back there and make their confidence and their d!ck weaker!
President of Novistrana
19th January 2003
A stalker who's ran out of meds
o_O its good i if i could actually hear u rap it id be impressed
Are you alright??
17th June 2002
Attention: the Cdawgg we purchased is defective, please return it to the Customer Services department who will arrange for a replacement/refund.
LMAO! I completely agree, Matt. That rap sucks, actually (IMO) all rap sucks. Old Rock and Heavy Metal both own that shit. And why in the hell is this in the freaking General Forum???