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Lyon

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#1 14 years ago

When you and your better half have the same parents.




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#2 14 years ago
VikkiYou Know You're A Redneck When... [...] You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter

[color=red]damnit, I guees I"m a redneck :lol:[/color]




DragonNick

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#3 14 years ago

you know your a hick when your family tree is a straight line.:)




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#4 14 years ago

Ok. Yes, I know this is a dead thread, but I could not help it. You know you are a hick... When go out to dinner with your wife, and come home from dinner with your husband.:p When your idea of a formal [color=black]restaurant is McDonalds. :p [/color] [color=black]When you get pimp smacked by your dog.:p [/color] [color=black]When you run up a tree to get away from a black bear (hint for all non-Alaskans [if you are an Alaskan, you should know this]: black bears can climb trees).:p [/color] [color=black]When you think you can win a fight unarmed (other then your hand) with a brown bear.:p [/color] [color=black]When you non-fatally OD on drugs and blame the drugs for takeing to much of you.[/color] When you end almost every sentence with a similie. Oh, wait...




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#5 14 years ago
DarknessKnight15 [color=black]When you run up a tree to get away from a black bear (hint for all non-Alaskans [if you are an Alaskan, you should know this]: black bears can climb trees).:p [/color] [/quote][color=red]Not just Alaskans know that... [quote=DK] When you end almost every sentence with a similie. Oh, wait...

Ha Ha! REDKNECK! o wait....

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#6 14 years ago
DarknessKnight15 When you end almost every sentence with a similie. Oh, wait...

Your not alone you know?:p




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#7 14 years ago

Quote: Originally Posted by DarknessKnight15 [color=black]When you run up a tree to get away from a black bear (hint for all non-Alaskans [if you are an Alaskan, you should know this]: black bears can climb trees).:p [/color] [color=red]Not just Alaskans know that...[/color]

But any Alaskan who does not know and is over the age of 10 is an idiot and needs to get fed to the bear.

Quote: Originally Posted by DarknessKnight15 When you end almost every sentence with a similie. Oh, wait... Your not alone you know?:p

Lol. I get you.




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#8 14 years ago
DragonNickyou know your a hick when your family tree is a straight line.:)

:roll: :lol:




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#9 14 years ago

If your lawn furnature used to be your living room furniture. -- You might be a redneck. If your bike has a gun rack on it. -- You might be a redneck. If you've ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of the water tower to defend your sisters honor. -- You might just be a redneck. Your porch colapses and it kills more than 3 dogs. -- You might just be a redneck. If you have a home that is mobile, but 3 cars that arnt. -- You might be a redneck. If you mow your grass and find a car. -- you might be a redneck. :D




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#10 14 years ago

[color=red]if you work w/o a shirt on, and so does your husband--you might be a redneck

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sorry, had to post that one.[/color]




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