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Steve81

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#1 15 years ago

Anyone know where I can find a historic flag fix without any added crap with it? I just want the flags. I don't want any stupid loader screens or anything else. TIA




Spearhead 3AD

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#2 15 years ago

****First, bend over....wait, wait, wait....first remove your pants and underwear...THEN bend over. Next, make sure your hand (the one you write with) is well lubricated....dont be shy with the vasoline, there... get your wrist and forearm well greased. Now, reach WAY up in there...dont mind the smell, and watch out for gerbils...they can still give you a nasty bite hours after they suffocate.

****You should have found your precious "flag fix" by now, Christmas boy. If you dont find it after a few tries, the best thing you could do is.....lock and load one 30rd magazine. Place the weapon selector switch to "burst". Place the muzzle end of the weapon (thats the end the bullets come out of, numbnuts) against your temple or the roof of your mouth. Slowly....very slowly squeeze (do not "pull" or "jerk"....SQUEEZE) the trigger until you have your "flag fix".

****Wasnt that simple? Even a dumbass like you can do it!




Bradiator

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27th September 2002

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#3 15 years ago

Um...no. Just get merciless 3.5/6...what's wrong with the load screens anyway? If anything, they improve the feel of the game*.

*Bradiator is not employed by Merciless Creations




Bradiator

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#4 15 years ago

Now spearhead, that wasn't real nice was it? Xmas spirit and all.

*lights up the flamethrower* Gettim, boys!




Spearhead 3AD

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#5 15 years ago

****Hey! Loader screens are "stupid"....Steve said so. He dont want them. He wants someone to make him a "flag fix" mod WITHOUT the "loader screens" and all that "added crap".

****BTW, Christmas can go straight to hell for all I care. What a waste of time and money! If I see a fat bum in a red suit anywhere near my house tonight, Im gonna fill him full of lead and let the neighbors call the police.

****Bah HUMBUG!!!




Steve81

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#6 15 years ago

I didn't ask someone to make me one I asked if someone knows where I can get one. If you don't know f**k off




Bradiator

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#7 15 years ago

Ok, no I don't know. Now excuse me while I kill Spearhead.

YOU CAN'T [fwoosh] STOP THE [crackle] CHRISTMAS [roar] SPIRIT!!!! [inhuman scream from spearhead]

*takes the flamethrower off and f**ks off*




Spearhead 3AD

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#8 15 years ago

****Well, FYI, Steve-o, I DO happen to know Mr. F***K Off. And he wouldnt be very happy if he knew you were talking about him like that. Now get back to nestling all snug in your bed, with visions of sugar-plumbs and all that crap...Santy Claws will be there soon....didya member to put out the milk and cookies? (actually St Nick prefers bourbon to milk)




apocalypse_kid

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#9 15 years ago

Hmm, getting excited are we boys, good job it only comes once a year if you get that worked up Spearhead 3AD, any more and you would have to go to bed with a fist full of pills, better yet, do it anyway. :lol: :lol: :lol:

:cya: :cya: :cya:




VonMeyer

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#10 15 years ago

Originally posted by Spearhead 3AD ****First, bend over....wait, wait, wait....first remove your pants and underwear...THEN bend over. Next, make sure your hand (the one you write with) is well lubricated....dont be shy with the vasoline, there... get your wrist and forearm well greased. Now, reach WAY up in there...dont mind the smell, and watch out for gerbils...they can still give you a nasty bite hours after they suffocate. ****You should have found your precious "flag fix" by now, Christmas boy. If you dont find it after a few tries, the best thing you could do is.....lock and load one 30rd magazine. Place the weapon selector switch to "burst". Place the muzzle end of the weapon (thats the end the bullets come out of, numbnuts) against your temple or the roof of your mouth. Slowly....very slowly squeeze (do not "pull" or "jerk"....SQUEEZE) the trigger until you have your "flag fix". ****Wasnt that simple? Even a dumbass like you can do it!

You sir are a dumbass. Please remove thy self from these forums. :cya: