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BlackFeather

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#1 15 years ago

I acuired this test from another forum, With the permission From BrianPrOn to use it here . I thought it was pretty cool ..So here ya go .. Hope you all pass, lol

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The Smacktard Test. Version 1.0 (By BrianPrOn) ----------------------------------------------------------------------

Here is the first version of a smacktard test that I wrote, that all players should be able to pass before they should be allowed to play on a multiplayer server.

These came from all sorts of different sources so if you see something about you, it was unintentional. (maybe. LOL)

Feel free to add to this test.

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Question 1. If you show up as a red arrow on that little map thingie, your enemies names will show up as what color? A. Red B. Blue C. None of the above.

Question 2. If you were showing up as a red arrow before; and after dying, you notice you now show up as a blue arrow, what happened? A. It must be a bug in the game. B. It must be this lousy Microsoft operating system. C. You were auto-switched because the teams were uneven. D. It must be that bad netcode stuff I keep hearing about!

Question 3. You should only worry about your teams flags when you only have one left. True or False.

Question 4. A well trained engineer (greasemonkey) with a bolt-action rifle should be just as deadly "one on one" as a well trained foot soldier with a machine gun. True or False.

Question 5. A well trained engineer (greasemonkey) with a bolt-action rifle should be just as accurate at sniping, as a well trained scout using a special sniper rifle with a scope. True or False.

Question 6. A well trained medic with a machine gun should be just as deadly "one on one" as a trained foot soldier with a better machine gun. True or False.

Question 7. Anytime someone drives off in your jeep or tank, or TK's you, or does anything to you that you don't like: A. They did it on purpose. B. Everyone saw it happen and now thinks you are a total loser. C. It is now your duty to get even with them no matter how many other people you make miserable with your TK's, flaming messages, and etc. D. All of the above. E. None of the above. (Just let it go pal.)

Question 8. How come this game does not play with the same exact FPS as another game I played? A. It must be a bug in the game. B. It must be this lousy Microsoft operating system. C. Because this is not the same game. D. It must be that bad netcode stuff I keep hearing about!

Question 9. Just because you were standing near a plane that just spawned, and someone got into it before you did, you should try to shoot down whoever got into the plane first. True or False.

Question 10. If I find myself on a server full of smacktards, I am bound by law to stay on that same server. True or False.

Question 11. If I find something I don't like about the game, I should complain as much as possible, instead of finding out if most people agree with me, and then posting some constructive feedback where the game designers might actually see it. True or False.

Question 12. How come the AI bots don't act like real humans do? A. It must be a bug in the game. B. It must be this lousy Microsoft operating system. C. Its because they are not real humans. D. It must be that bad netcode stuff I keep hearing about.

Question 13. If driving past a group of players on foot, and you hear a request for a pickup, and then see a flashing yellow arrow near you on that little map thingie, what should you do? A. Nothing, just keep on driving. (Screw em'! Let them get their own jeep.) B. Let them get real close and then drive off! (Repeat if you can.) C. Stop and let them get in. D. Crash into a tree.

Question 14. Skill in another game equates to skill in this game. True or False.

Question 15. Getting the high score means you are the coolest person on the server. True or False.

Question 16. You should park all ships as close to shore as possible, so that you can swim to shore. True or False.

Question 17. An engineer that spawns on a damaged ship should not use up his "wrench pool" fixing the ship before heading to shore. True or False.

Question 18. All LAG issues are due to bad network code and lousy developers, and are never due to dialup connections, inadequate DSL/Cable servers, your ISP, or that cobbled together PC of yours. True or False.

Question 19. Just because you are in a plane means you should drop bombs on every other plane on the map even the ones near bases that your team occupies. True or False.

Question 20. No one ever trips or falls when running down stairs, or when running down hills, and subsequently injures themselves or even sprains an ankle. True or False. (Ok, so this is really a tiny glitch that I explained with some "induced" realism. So sue me.)




VonMeyer

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#2 15 years ago

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