Stress Relief for Smacktard Sufferers -1 reply

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jwrebholz

GF makes me horny

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29th March 2003

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#1 15 years ago

Are you sick of dealing with all the morons, newbies, nitwits and smacktards in Battlefield 1942? Wish you could just shoot them all? Well then try this.

Open a single player instant battle. Set the number of bots to 400%, and the CPU given to AI down as low as it'll go (10%) Then pick a small, crowded map (Berlin works great) and start the game on either side.

Before you will be more incompetent smacktards than you have ever witnessed in your life. They walk around like they're having a seizure. They can't hit the broadside of a barn. And they'll never see it coming. Someone of even mediocre skill can make mincemeat of his enemy with a tank. Do what you like. TKing is okay when it's only bots, so feel free to shoot indiscriminately. Just shoot at anything that moves and watch the kills rack up. Take revenge on the newbie that likes to tank-camp. Frag the stupid b**** teamkiller. Throw detpacks around your own base and watch the bodies fly. It's very cathartic, and pretty funny seeing digital corpses sailing through the air when a pack of TNT (or C4 in Desert Combat) detonates.

And you can pretty much guarantee that nobody'll fire back at you. Quite simply put the AI at that level is too stupid to realize it's being shot at. :rock:




VonMeyer

Waiting for Forgotten Hope 2

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#2 15 years ago

:rolleyes:




Honaloochie Boogie

I don't spend enough time here

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18th March 2003

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#3 15 years ago

agreed, heavy assault class + berlin + desert combat 3 = smacktard stress relief :agreed:




medhonor

A.K.A. Chaos Marine

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#4 15 years ago

:rolleyes:




SS_mr_free_kill

The Internet ends at GF

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22nd January 2003

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#5 15 years ago

:rolleyes:




Kamikaze

Skanker 4 life!

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#6 15 years ago

Blast the Damn BOTS!!!:smokin:




Raptorrat

I want to be like the Admins

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26th November 2002

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#7 15 years ago

"Wipe them out.... All of them..."

:)




Zab

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#8 15 years ago

goddang i gotta try that!!! this part sounds like something from the south:

so feel free to shoot indiscriminately. Just shoot at anything that moves and watch the kills rack up.