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Kamikaze

Skanker 4 life!

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#1 16 years ago

got this list off of www.sparkega.com

The Top 10 Worst Battlefield: 1942 Gamers

There are many, many people online who just don't think. It's really quite amazing how many people can actually be so stupid as to act like the kinds of gamers that are listed here. We all hope that eventually these people will mature into responsible, productive members of the BF1942 online community (but don't count on it.)

10. The guy who won't give you a ride You and another soldier are running towards a jeep. He gets in, and you're almost there. As you are about to get in the vehicle, he speeds off down the road. "Requesting a pickup" you shout over the radio, but he refuses to stop, because CLEARLY he can't waste 5 seconds to pick up a potentially life-saving comrade when he could be doing more important things like driving into lakes or friendly tanks.

9. The guy who runs out into the middle of the city so a bomber can blast him to Kraplakistan These guys are just plain idiots. There are enemy bombers flying overhead and his first thought as he respawns is, "I think I'll go out into the middle of the road and get myself reduced to a fine red mist by an archival."

8. The end game team switcher Your team's ticket is getting low, and the enemy has nearly defeated you. All of a sudden you realize that the teams are 16 to 8! Whoa, what happened? What happened was that four of your teammates wimped out and decided to switch teams at the last minute just so they can be on the winning team. What are they trying to prove? That they are better players than everyone else (keep in mind that most of these guys have -13 scores because they've bombed so many teammates)? Ironically, they always end up proving that they are too cowardly and selfish to stick with their team, because every single person on the map knows that they have been on the other team for the past half-hour.

7. The superfluous pilot Ok, maybe they aren't such bad pilots, but they don't know when to quit. They just cruise around, bombing random targets, until eventually their team loses because all flags have been captured while they were up in the air.

6. The guy who whines about the other guys There are people who just won't stop complaining about the kinds of people on this top 10, and by doing so they ensure their own place among the disliked. Yes, you hate plane campers. I know it, you know it, and the entire server knows it. Now shut up already.

5. The guy who missed his last anger management class Since they can't physically harm the people they are losing to, they have to resort to petty insults, which are all the same (***, U SUCK, CHEATER, etc.) Many of these personal attacks also involve the individual's mother. These people are always pissed, and the caps lock light on their keyboard never goes off.

4. The immature demolitionist Be it detpacks, B-17's, or jeeps, the result is always the same when these guys are given custody of flammable materials. Teammates die. Sure, maybe they take out an enemy solider, or even a tank, but they often leave about twice as many dead friends as enemies. To them, it's ok to blow up anything or anyone as long as they themselves are not killed (though they usually are.)

3. The guy who programmed the game's AI The collective intelligence of all the AI players on a given server is less than that of the front row of a Willie Nelson concert. The computer AI sucks...big time. It's no different than playing with a team full of newbies. Sure, they move around and act busy, but they accomplish nothing. It's a lot like roadway construction.

2. The TK'er These guys are as crooked as the day is long. These guys are particularly evil because they make a conscious decision to be *******s. You will see a lot of people TKing plane campers, and not that they don't deserve it, but it doesn't accomplish anything, and usually starts a civil war, which just eats away at your team's ticket. TK'ers are nothing more than waste of bandwidth.

1. Plane Campers (smacktards) These guys are everywhere, and every person online who isn't one despises them. They do absolutely nothing but hop in planes, then either crash, bomb their own teammates, or get shot down by other angry plane campers who were too slow to get the plane first.




jwrebholz

GF makes me horny

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#2 16 years ago

that's funny. That's really funny, man.




VonMeyer

Waiting for Forgotten Hope 2

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#3 16 years ago

:uhm:




medhonor

A.K.A. Chaos Marine

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#4 16 years ago

LOL funny. :D




Kamikaze

Skanker 4 life!

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#5 16 years ago

:rolleyes:




Sc0ff

GF makes me horny

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#6 16 years ago

Yeah in particular the one about tkérs why oh why...? I mean,why not go kill your fellow bots in a singleplayer game instead of ruining other peoples fun! :uhm:




C0CKER

Down With the Plane Campers!!!

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#7 16 years ago

LMAO....i think number 10 needs to be moved up on the list, but i DEFINETLY agree with their choice for number 1....there is nothing that i HATE more that plane spawn campers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




rkrafty86

I don't spend enough time here

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#8 16 years ago

bitches need to stop complaining about everything.




nnn

The Internet ends at GF

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#9 16 years ago

The number 1 smacktard is dorks that use the word "smacktard":fistpunch:




C0CKER

Down With the Plane Campers!!!

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#10 16 years ago
Originally posted by rkrafty86 bitches need to stop complaining about everything.

rkrafty86...LMFAO...if you dont like the complaining, then WHY IN THE FUK did you come into the rants and raves forum???!!!