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jwrebholz

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#1 15 years ago

1: If you are walking along a road, and I am in a jeep or APC (or in anything else that happens to be hauling tail through the countryside) remember that I do not have a horn. I can't honk to alert you of my approach. The only alert you're going to get is the sound of my vehicle's engine rapidly approaching, and you better damn well not cross the road 10 feet in front of me. If you do, prepare to be mowed down, because I'm not likely going to be able to stop in time, especially in a jeep. (Tanks, oddly enough, seem to be able to practically stop on a dime)

2. If you need to cross a runway on foot, and I am in a plane rolling down the runway to take off, wait until AFTER I'm in the air before you cross over, or prepare to get dead. Once I'm up to speed it is nearly IMPOSSIBLE for me to stop!

3. If you just get into a tank, make sure the pathway ahead is clear of friendly pedestrians before you move out. (Obviously, feel free to run over any enemy infantry you happen to see. I find it a most enjoyable way to off someone) Conversely, if you see someone just hopping into a tank, step away until he starts moving if you aren't going to join him, so he can make himself useful.

4. If a friendly is crossing the road ahead, and you have ample room to stop, then please, for the love of god, STOP! Or at least swerve!

I should not have to come in here and teach flipping Driver's Ed. Is it too much to ask to get some of you to PAY ATTENTION when you're driving?! Jeez, I hope you people don't drive on the highway like this. (Not all of you, obviously. YOu know who you are)




Genocide[1]

I am the Zeus of Halo

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#2 15 years ago

who cares man...who cares. people can play the game however they feel. What you are saying is to stop everythign and wait for you! Are ou better than everyone?! i didnt think so. Why dont YOU look before you take off or drvie away???? If ppl dont stop to look for you...it means they dont give a flying f***. So let ppl do what thye do and maybe you could try something like....

1. Looking out for them

2. stop being a ****head

3. dont play multiplayer games...because thats how it is my friend!!!




crane

I post to get attention

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16th November 2002

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#3 15 years ago

JWR has a point. I hate when I am penalized due to a teamkill that was not my fault. They walk right in front of my jeep or tank. Some of them dont care so theres not much you can do but wait until they do it real life :D




Senko

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14th June 2003

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#4 15 years ago

The whole concept of the game is teamwork. Teamwork requires more than one person to really work, so YOU need to lookout for the idiots in the road and try to avoid them instead of thinking they need to get out of the road. I know it's a world where the weak and stupid need special attention to survive, but the Democrats made the world that way...:smack:




rogerab

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15th June 2003

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#5 15 years ago

I know what you mean. Played a game last night as an engineer. I was trying to repair a tank for another player when a goofy s*** jumps in and runs me over. Best part was, only 50% repair complete and the a**hole gets blown away real quick. Look atound a bit before you jump and run, it just might help your team. And don't play in the road, didn't your momma teach you that? It's there for vehicles.




derFuhrer

Don't feed the devil

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#6 15 years ago
Originally posted by rogerab I know what you mean. Played a game last night as an engineer. I was trying to repair a tank for another player when a goofy s*** jumps in and runs me over. Best part was, only 50% repair complete and the a**hole gets blown away real quick. Look atound a bit before you jump and run, it just might help your team. And don't play in the road, didn't your momma teach you that? It's there for vehicles.

LOL, exact same thing happened to me as well, started repairing a Tiger and someone runs by to jump in and drives me over, funnier yet the tank didn't even have 10% health so he died quite quickly.




rye_bye_N

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18th May 2003

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#7 15 years ago

all I have to say is some people need to be banned from driveing (j/k)

today i was playing dc and got run over 10 times yes 10 times in a row :fistpunch:




Reborngg

Gamers Generation

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9th June 2003

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#8 15 years ago

Originally posted by rye_bye_N all I have to say is some people need to be banned from driveing (j/k) today i was playing dc and got run over 10 times yes 10 times in a row :fistpunch:

You ever heard of the Green Cross Code? :smack:




rye_bye_N

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#9 15 years ago

:lol: thats what I was useing,

Look left listen Look right listen look left again listen again and cross (whilst running) whilst listening.

I used this and still only died 10 times :uhoh:




Blitz Krieger

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5th December 2002

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#10 15 years ago

Hit and runs drive me nuts:mad: If I'm running on the side of the road,in a straight line and get hit from behind by some dumbass in a jeep,he should definitely have his licence torn up.I can't count how many times this has happened. It doesn't even bother me so much if they actually say they're sorry or something,but most just drive away probably oblivious to the fact that they have my dead freakin corpse hanging from their bumper.:smack: :spank: :smack:




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