It's the day in, day out grind for the Marines fighting against the MEC. But what happens when one of their own is an asshole and steals a carpool parking spot? Violence and high speed pursuit in the quest for Rockstar Parking.
Be sure to stay tuned after the film for fun credits and bizare Battlefield 2 bugs caught on film.
Battlefield 2 is full of stories. This is one of them. Rockstar Parking By: Evil Couch http://EvilCouch.com http://JohariSportsNetwork.com It's the day in, day out grind for the Marines fighting against the MEC. But what happens when one of their own is an asshole and steals a carpool parking spot? Violence and high speed pursuit in the quest for Rockstar Parking. Be sure to stay tuned after the film for fun credits and bizare Battlefield 2 bugs caught on film. FAQ: Q. What did you use to capture the video? A. Fraps, from fraps.com They offer free versions that watermark your video or you can drop a few bucks into the hands of a group of developers that have made the hands down best video capture utility for computer games Q. What did you use to edit the video? A. Sony Vegas 5.0. I'd like to use 6.0, but professional level software isn't cheap. Q. What mod are you using to give the vehicles jets? A. Rexman's Jetpowered mod. http://bf2.rex3d.net/jetpowered/files/JetPowered_BF2Mod_1.4.zip I hate direct linking to other people's files, but he still has the old version of the mod linked on his webpage instead of that one. http://bf2.rex3d.net/jetpowered/ Q. I hear things but I can't see the video. A. That's not actually a question. It's a statement. Q. I have audio, but no video. What's wrong? A. Your most likely problem is that you don't have a MPEG-4 video decompressor installed. I used Xvid http://xvid.org but you should be able to use DivX, 3vid or something similar without problems. However, if you run into no video problems and haven't installed Xvid, then that should be your first step in solving the problem. Q. I see video, but hear no audio. What's wrong? A. I used MP3 audio to compress the audio. The odds of you not having the MP3 codec installed are pretty slim. Try turning your speakers on. Q. Is that really Lion-O at the end? A. Well, the video isn't, but the voice over is. Q. Who did the "I'm an airplane" voice and just what the hell kind of drugs is he taking? A. I did and none. I'm just weird. Well, ok, I drink a lot of coffee and tea. Q. Don't you think that as a combat veteran, creating films that portray military members in less than a positive light is hurting your fellow soldiers? A. No. Those poor bastards stuck in the desert need funny shit to watch more than anyone else. You should burn this onto a CD and send it to a soldier. And send them porn, too. And lotion. And wet-naps. And never, ever ask them questions about what they did with them. Q. What did you do with all that porn, lotion and wet-naps people sent you while you were in Iraq? A. This FAQ is over.
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