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I ran across this spoiler from the Empire Blog a few days ago, before the second trailer for Star trek: XI was released on the official site. But I do like to check out any source just to make sure it's not bogus. This was a selective viewing previewing four clips from the movie. I will include an quote review of the clips separately from the synopsis from the site. I also took the liberty of adding some screen shots I took from the second trailer. With a link to the Official Site, and one to the posted YouTube version.. Things look much better when you see it live action, lol. And any fears I had about this endeavour? Was put to rest. Now, I have had some of my friends who disagree. And I will admit feeling the same way before hand. I haven't seen a space battle sequence that "cool" since "Serenity". And Kirk's fixation with Uhura? You'll have to see that for yourself. People started comparing the Romulan character Nero to Nemesis's Shinzon. In my humble opinion, Nero has more of an edge. Here are the synopsis of the clips
* CLIP: 1
The first clip begins in Iowa, on Earth. We see an American bar, much like one in the 20th century, except for the outfits and the occasional alien patron. Zoe Saldanaâ€™s Uhura weaves through the throng and goes up to the bar. She orders a round, including a fire tea, Budweiser classics and some Cardassian sunrises. In a sly nod to Abramsâ€™ other work, the bartender recommends the Slusho mixer as well. Just as she finishes the order, a clearly intoxicated man two seats down says heâ€™ll pick up the tab. She rebuffs him and the two engage in a lively bout of verbal sparring until he introduces himself â€œitâ€™s Jim, Jim Kirk.â€
Uhura, it seems, is studying Xeno linguistics and Kirkâ€™s grasp of the subject indicates heâ€™s more than what he seems. Uhura: â€œIâ€™m impressed, for a moment I thought you were just a dumb hick who only has sex with farm animals.â€ Kirk: â€œnot only.â€ A group of burly Starfleet cadets (including a surly looking Sulu) intervene to ask if the drunk â€˜townieâ€™ is making a nuisance of himself. Uhura says he is but she can handle herself. Unfortunately the cadets have something to prove and, after being summarily dismissed by an unimpressed Kirk, the leader lays him out.
What follows is a sizable ruckus as Kirk fends off all four and, at one point, is hurled toward Uhura and steadies himself by grabbing hold of her breasts and getting a clout in the ear for his troubles. Soon he's being pounded nearly senseless on top of a table. As Sulu and the others continue to throw punches a shrill whistle penetrates the brawl. Itâ€™s Captain Pike, he glares at the wayward cadets before telling them to get out.
Cut to: Pike and Kirk sitting at a table, Kirk mopping the blood from his nose. Pike reads Kirk the riot act for wasting his life and being the only â€œgenius-level repeat offender in the Midwest.â€ Pike served with Kirkâ€™s father aboard the USS Kelvin and suggests that joining Starfleet academy would be a better use of Kirkâ€™s time than brawling. â€œYou understand what the federation is. Itâ€™s important, itâ€™s a peace-keeping armada.â€ Kirk, he says, could be an officer in four years and have his own ship in eight. â€œAre we done?â€ the youth shoots back. â€œIâ€™m done,â€ says Pike, and tells Kirk where the shuttle for recruits is leaving. â€œYour father was captain of a starship for 12 minutes. He saved 800 lives including your motherâ€™s and yours. I dare you to do better.â€
Cut to: Kirk on his motorbike driving to the shipyard where the Enterprise is being constructed (yes, on Earth).
Cut to: Kirk on his bike the next day arriving at the shuttledock. He throws the keys to his bike to an admiring tech and boards the shuttle. Catching Pikeâ€™s eye he says â€œFour years? Iâ€™ll do it in three.â€
* CLIP: 2
Abrams came back out to introduce the second clip, saying: â€œSo Kirk joins Starfleet and immediately heâ€™s there he gets in trouble. They all get assigned to ships but Kirk does not. However Bones finds out that a loophole where, if youâ€™re treating a patient, the doctorâ€™s allowed to bring the patient on board. So he injects Kirk to give him symptoms and make him look sick. This is the sequence where he first gets brought on board the Enterprise.â€
Bones and Kirk come out of a turbolift and Kirk does not look at all good. They stagger into the medical bay, Kirk complaining all the way.
Cut to: The bridge where Captain Pike asks the â€œRussian whizkidâ€ at the helm what his name is. Itâ€™s Ensign Chekov. Cue a comedy sequence where Chekov attempts to enter an authorization code into the computer, announcing â€œnine, five, wictor, wictor, twoâ€ in a perfect Walther Koenig exaggerated Russian accent and being denied. Chekov goes on to address the ship over the comm., stating that anomaly has been detected in the neutral zone, a lightning storm in space. A distress signal from the Vulcan (â€œwulcanâ€) high command has caused the Enterprise to go and investigate.
Cut to: Sick bay, Kirk hears the transmission and panics. â€œlightning storm?â€ He gets up but heâ€™s had a reaction to the injection and his hands have swollen up. â€œGood God, man!â€ says Bones in a spot-on DeForest Kelley. Despite this, Kirk runs from the sick bay pursued by the anxious doctor. â€œWeâ€™re flying into a trap!â€ â€œDammit, Jim, stand still!â€. The pair run through the corridors before locating Uhura, who is more preoccupied with the size of Kirkâ€™s swollen hands. As he tries to explain, his tongue goes numb, leading to much slurring and misunderstanding. While it sounds daft here, the comedy in the scene is pulled off well, showing that JJ has nailed the sense of humour he promised to bring to the film.
Cut to: the interior of Neroâ€™s ship: dark, red and menacing. An officer reports: â€œNero, seven federation ships are on their way.â€
Cut to: Vulcan. A beam, emitted from Neroâ€™s ship, bores into the planetâ€™s surface. A lone figure looks out and surveyâ€™s the attack. Itâ€™s Winona Ryder as Spockâ€™s mother.
Cut to: Exasperated, Kirk runs onto the bridge and shouts that they need to stop the ship as itâ€™s a trap. â€œVulcan is not experiencing a natural disaster, itâ€™s being attacked by Romulans.â€ Pike all but has him dragged off the bridge and Spockâ€™s instant animosity (it almost comes to blows between the two) indicates that, at this point at least, these two do not get on at all. Kirk ultimately breaks through though and explains that the same anomaly was spotted years before on the day of his birth, before a Romulan ship attacked the USS Kelvin. He goes on to say that the night before, 47 (yes forty seven!) Klingon Warbirds were destroyed by a single Romulan vessel. Uhura backs Kirk up and Pike gives the order: â€œshields up, red alert!â€
The ship comes out of warp amid a sea of debris: there are broken hulls as far as the eye can see. This is what remains of the other ships sent on the â€˜rescue missionâ€™ To Vulcan. The Enterprise comes under attack.
* CLIP: 3
Abrams: â€œSo, Kirk later pisses of Spock and gets marooned. He lands on this planet and ends up meeting the older Spock. The two of them go to meet another character. A character played by Simon Pegg.â€ Pegg then came up to introduce this clip amid much gushing over his part in the film.
Kirk, along with Nimoyâ€™s Spock are walking through an engineering structure in winter gear with snow still clinging to their garments. They walk up to a small alien standing next to a human. Itâ€™s Scotty.
Peggâ€™s begins to complain in his Scottish accent (flawless to the extent that itâ€™s infinitely more believable than James Doohanâ€™s atrocious burr ever was). Nimoy raises a Spock eyebrow â€œfascinating. Youâ€™re Montgomery Scott.â€ It turns out that Scotty has been in exile down here since he experimented with transporter technology and dematerialised the admiralâ€™s dog. Pegg is clearly the bulk of the comic relief in the film but pulls it off without being ridiculous or embarrassing, which is no mean feat given the characterâ€™s heritage. â€œThe Enterprise? Iâ€™d like to get my hands on her ample nacelles, if youâ€™ll pardon the engineering parlance.â€
Spock and Kirk need to be beamed on board the Enterprise, it seems, while itâ€™s still at warp â€“ an impossibility, theyâ€™re told. â€œthe notion of trans-warp beaming is like trying to hit a bullet with a smaller bullet while wearing a blindfold, riding a horse.â€ Scotty, however, invented the technique, only his present self has yet to make the necessary discovery. Spock helpfully fills in the gaps by providing the future Scottyâ€™s formula.
Spock reveals to Kirk that he wonâ€™t be going with him. â€œthat is not my destiny.â€ He instructs Kirk to never tell the younger Spock of his existence and that Kirk must expose the younger Spock (currently in command of the Enterprise) as being emotionally compromised so that he can assume command of the ship.
Spock: â€œTo stop Nero, you alone must take command of your ship.â€ Kirk: â€œHow? Over your dead body?â€ Spock: â€œPreferably not.â€ Kirk steps into the transporter along with Scotty. Kirk: â€œcoming back in time, changing history, itâ€™s cheating.â€ Spock: â€œA trick I learned from an old friend.â€
As the computer begins to energise, Spock raises his hand in salute. â€œLive long and prosper.â€
* CLIP: 4
Abrams: â€œThe last scene is a scene earlier in the movie. The tether that comes down from Neroâ€™s space ship drills into the planet and a bomb gets dropped into the planet to destroy it. This is a sequence where the good guys are space jumping down onto the drill to destroy it.â€
Transporters are being jammed and so three crew members are instructed by Pike to jump from a shuttle and freefall to the platform. Kirk, Sulu andâ€¦ Engineer Olsen are ordered to go. You can see where this is going, canâ€™t you? Pike will pilot the shuttle and leaves Spock in command of the Enterprise, Kirk is shockingly promoted to first officer amid much protestation from the Vulcan.
Spock: â€œCaptain, please, I apologise. The complexities of human pranks escape me.â€ Pike: â€œItâ€™s not a prank Spock, and Iâ€™m not the captain. You are.â€
The three jumpers suit up in armoured suits before loading onto the chuttle.
Cut to: Bones amid a devastated sick bay, who is promoted to chief medical officer after his superior is killed in the attack.
Cut to: the shuttle.
Kirk to Engineer Olsen â€œYouâ€™ve got the charges?â€ Olsen ( who is English): â€œOh yeah, I canâ€™t wait to kick some Roluman arse.â€ The man's even wearing a red shirt for God's sake!. You can all but see death leaning over his shoulder.
The shuttle departs and the three are jostled around in their seats.
Kirk to Sulu: â€œWhat kind of combat training do you have?â€ Sulu: â€œFencing.â€
The three jump from the shuttle, being reminded that they canâ€™t be beamed back until the drill is shut down. We see the three bodies free-falling through the atmosphere towards the platform, the huge drill arm flying past them as they plummet towards their destination. As they reach a certain height, Sulu and Kirk hit their chutes but Olsen decides to get in closer. He finally pulls the cord but itâ€™s too late, he bounces off the platform, slides over the edge and is swung straight into the drilling beam and disintegrated.
Kirk hits the platform and nearly meets the same end before hitting a button on his harness. Instead of ejecting, the chute is sucked back into the pack on his back. Several Romulans emerge from hatches on the platform and a melee ensues, Kirk using his helmet as a makeshift bludgeon to keep them at bay.
Sulu is the next to land but his chute becomes caught and he canâ€™t get free. He pulls out a steel handle, which extends into a katana blade. He cuts himself free and enters the fray. Far from the Sulu we remember, John Choâ€™s character is a fighter and lays into the Romulans, flourishing his blade and executing a series of kicks and somersaults.
Kirk isnâ€™t faring so well and is hanging on to the edge of the platform while a Romulan tries to kick him off. Dispatching his own assailant by pushing him into a gout of flame, Sulu impales Kirkâ€™s attacker and pulls him back onto the platform. That old bar room brawl has now definitively been put behind them.
Exclaiming that Olsen had the charges, Kirk picks up a discarded Romulan disruptor rifle and begins to unload it into the drill until the machine shudders to a standstill.
Cut to: Nero, seeing the drill has stopped, nevertheless orders the â€œred matterâ€ dropped into the hole.
Cut to: The Enterprise. Chekov reports that nero is creating a singularity â€“ a black hole â€“ in the heart of Vulcan, which will destroy the planet. Spock jumps up and orders a planetwide evacuation before heading to the turbolift. The Vulcan council, including his parents, must be saved and Spock is going to get them.
Cut to: The platform, Sulu is swept over the edge and Kirk jumps after them. The Enterprise cannot lock onto the pair as they plummet towards the surface. On board the Enterprise, Chekov runs down to the transporter room and struggles to get a lock. Unsurprisingly he manages it with mere nanoseconds to spare, the pair dematerialised metres from the ground and appearing in a heap on the transporter room floor.
Sulu: â€œThanks.â€ Kirk: â€œNo problem.â€
And that was it. Four clips, some great sequences and action the likes of which the Trek franchise hasnâ€™t seen since First Contact. There are a lot of Trek fans out there with reservations about Abramsâ€™ vision for this film but this is one Trekkie who canâ€™t wait to see the finished film.
Set course for May, Warp 9! Set phasers to thrill! ... or something.
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