Zero Hour Retarded (MAC Version)

This is a mod for Command & Conquer Generals Zero Hour.

It will change the game to something pretty fun. Download the mod and see (THIS I...


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This is a mod for Command & Conquer Generals Zero Hour.

It will change the game to something pretty fun. Download the mod and see (THIS IS FOR MAC USERS)

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Zero Hour Retarded (v4.0) Holiday .big Release

Readme Version 2.5

Read-me & Mod by TheGunrun.

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-This mod is intended for use for C&C Generals Zero Hour ONLY-

Tested using latest version of Generals Zero Hour

(v1.04) without problems.

Long Live Westwood
Forever..Long Live C&C!

Copyright April 20, 2006:

You Have permission to use my files for modifying your Generals game. You do not have permission to edit them without my permission. Ifs, ands, ors, or buts are not within my league! Just ask me!

E-Mail me @ to ask for permission.


Copy and paste the two .big files into your zero hour directory (ie "C:\Program Files\EA Games\Command & Conquer Generals Zero Hour\")

Delete the big files.

ALL the Music Used in Retarded:

"[adult swim] Theme" by (


"* -ASTERISK-" by Orange Range

"Be My Lover" by La Bouche

"Better Off Alone" by Dj Mystik & Dj Epic

"China's National Anthem" by New Japan Philharmonic Orchestra

"The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny" by Lemon Demon

"Ding Dong Song" by Gunther

"Explosive" by Bond

"FOX NFL Theme" + "FOX NFL Hot Beat" from FOX SPORTS


"Highly Strung" by Bond

"Hungarian" by Bond

"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy" by N-Trance feat. Rod Stewart

"Its My Life (techno remix)" by Bon Jovi

"Overture" from Andrew Lloyd Webber's Jesus Christ Superstar

"Kashmir" by Led Zeppelin

"Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas

"Learn Chinese (Radio Edit)" by JIN

"If You Wanna Be Happy" by Jimmy Soul

"Make That Money" by Robi-Rob's Clubworld

"Zeus" by Key Poulan

"Neighbourhood 3 (Power Out)" by The Arcade Fire

"Rythm is a dancer" by SNAP

"Tank!" by The Seatbelts

"This Is Your Night" by Amber

"Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss" by The Bloodhound Gang

"What Is Hip?" by Tower Of Power

"What Is Love" by Haddaway

Version 4.0 Changes:

Added some easter eggs in the game. Check the cutscenes and look at the landscape :)

Added Ninjas-
Trainable at all GLa and China barracks'. Instant kills infantry. Stealth whilest killing and moving. Can plant timed demo charges (Unstealths). If you're china then you can upgrade the ninja with enlightenment at the propaganda center. An enlightened ninja can walk on water, run very fast and travel through solid objects. "*Silence*"

Added Flame Thrower Infantry-
Trainable at all china barracks'. Sets stuff on fire. Does what you think they do. "I put fire on things."

Ultimate Showdown Mode (replaces the USA campaign[nvr got it to work...])-
Play a mission which sends you to the Philippines where you face.... ...wait for it... THE GUNRUN!!!!!!!!!!!! In this mission you are able to use Agent Smith and fight with Sentinals! Just like back in the good old days with my old mods! And also you start off with all the generals and all the main faction command centers. But your promotion tree is of the USA. "This is the ultimate showdown of the ultimate destiny..."

Made certain changes to the gla which helps balence the game a little more. Made units build faster and such...

Added Navy Seals-
USa only and very much like the good old RA2 Navy Seals. "A little c4 knocking at your door"

Gave GLA a Night Club theme to help balence the game. "What is love, baby don't hurt me..."

Oh yeah all of the main factions "United States of America" "GLA" "Neo-Imperical China" all start off with all the generals' units.

Emergency Vehical Repair now works on aircraft, infantry, vehicles, and structures now and at 3 times the normal range. 30 Reload too.

GPS scrambler now works on structures and is 3 times the normal range too.

All fake GLA structures construct instantly.

Fixed all the bugs from V3. (I think :)

Generals' Challenge now works like a charm. No more nuke general genocide anymore :D

Added crap loads of music.

Now when the gunther tank dies a overlord tank rises up from the scrap metal.

All troopcrawlers can now use guard button.

There are lots more changes to the game but it is imposible to list them all. This read me is the best I could do to recall them all. STILL REMAINS TRUE IN VERSION 4!

Version 3 Stuff

New Units/Big Unit Changes:

Generals' Unit-
All Generals
Weapon is nothing unless your gla. If this unit dies you will unable to build anymore dozers of that general's faction unless you own a basic faction's battle lab type building. These units are not constructible so when they die your screwed unless you find out how to turn your command center into your basic faction's one.

GLA Anthrax Plane-
All GLA Factions
Weapon is a super anthrax thing. Kills the drivers in tanks (Like in real life right? XD) The range is huge on the anthrax and the plane's health is pretty low. I have it some anti missile lazers just for the hell of it thou. You can construct these at the GLA airfield.

GLA's Stolen Spectra Gunship-
All GLA Factions
Its basically a Spectra Gunship you can control like a raptor. For the GLA faction... It has all the stuff like the howitzer and gun thing. I made it fly all crappy to simulate a GLA guy flying it. You can construct these at the GLA airfield.

GLA Demo Trap Layer-
Demo General
It's basically a technical with out a weapon that constructs demo traps. You are able to make these at any DemoGen Weapons Dealers.

Black Lotus-
All China Factions
I made Black Lotus have super hacking abilities. She can now hack at 4 times longer range and 3 times faster. If your infantry general its 5 times longer range and 4 times faster. Its fun belive me and it balances out everything.

CIA Agents-
All USA Factions
They come free with any general and you can build them. They are fast infantry killers and they plant bombs Burton style.

HazMat Infantry-
All USA Factions
They are trainable from any USA barracks. They clean up anthrax/radiation and they spray chemicals at enemy infantry.

China Elite-
Infantry General
These guys come in packs of 20's. 10 Mini Gunners and 10 Rocket Peoples. They act as a team and get promoted as a team. They respawn the dead and are built to house inside of Assault Helixes. Quite Xpensive thou.

V3 Rocket Launcher-
All USA Factions
Weapon is 3 Tomahawk Missiles With Ability to Attack Air Units.

Gunther, Lord of the Smackdown-
China Tank General
Max Type of unit is 3. Its a huge ass emperor tank that can travel up cliffs and through waters.
Weapons are about 3 times are strong as the emperor's weapons. Health is ubered up to hella strong.

Assault Helix-
China Infantry General
Max Type of unit is 3
Its a huge ass Assault Helix capable of holding 20 infantry units. Its health has been tripled.

All China Factions
Can now move up cliffs and through water.

They all can now go up and down cliffs.

Superweapon changes/additions:

Nuclear Missile-
Its realistic now. Total Killage everywhere.

Baikonur Explosion-
Its all anthraxy and stuff. Fun time with its 3 min reload.

Tank Drop-
Tank General
With its 1 Gunter in every drop its mad nice for taking out an enemy base. Comes with 10 Battle Masters too.

Infantry Drop-
Infantry General
50+ Infantry in each drop. Half MiniGunners Half Tank Hunter. Quite Nice. BTW Watch out for cliffs

All Carpet Bombings-
Now have THREE planes per carpet bomb, this means uber destruction! This also applies to GLA's anthrax bomb general promotion.

Emergency Repair-
This now heals all things now, including infantry tanks and buildings.

Building changes:

Made all supply centers/stashes/places give 500$ every 12 seconds to simulate how governments seem to pull money outa thin air sometimes.

Added GLA Airfield-
Gives ability to make Anthrax Planes and Stolen Spectra.

Added Baikonur Uplink Station-
Superweapon building which gives baikonur superweapon.Fake buildings are now build instantly but tell hell of a long time to turn into real ones.

Added China Nuclear Reactor-
Gives 1000 power but if blown up your friggin screwed as hell.If your nuclear missile building is destroyed you get a nuclear explosion right in your base now!

General Specific Abilities:

It's Balanced Trust me ;)

Tank General-
Instant Tanks (Sort of [Really Fast])
Uber Tank Drop

Infantry General-
Uber Uber Lotu s
Big ass infantry drop

Nuclear General-
Hella fast nuke cannons
More Deadly nuke migs
Unholy Nuclear Missile

Stealth General-
Even Stealthier than Usual

Anthrax General-
More Anthrax
Instant Toxin Rebels

Demo General-
Demo Trap Layer
Instant Terrorist

Superweapon General-
New Aurora Model

Airforce General-
Instant Aircraft

Lazer General-
Stronger Lazers

There are lots more changes to the game but it is imposible to list them all. This read me is the best I could do to recall them all.
Programs Used to create Retarded:



Install Shield 11

Windows Explorer


Notepad (THIS IS THE SH*t!)

Command and Conquer Generals Zero Hour


Retarded Beta Testers:







Things I Did While Making Retarded:

Watched the animes Shuffle! & Mai-Hime.

Played Kingdom of Loathing (talk to me on radio chat!), Counter Strike: Source, C&C Renegade, and Katamari Demacy.

YOUR MOM! (sorry just had to lol..)

Things I said while making retarded:
What if tetris was a game where you were throwing bodies into a well in certain configurations and they were trying to climb on each other to reach the top and if they did then you lose but if you get them pressed in tightly enough at the bottom the poison gas you have in the well causes them to die.

More things I said:
I REALLY WANT TO SEE MY MOD ON PC GAMER!!! It would be like OMGWTFBBQW00TTEHCLIT if it where to happen. It would be also nice to be part of a C&C 3 player sumit!

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