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| ** RANDOM POLL ** You are taking out a Battle Sister on a date. Where will you take her out? |
|To the battlefield! So we can both have the joy of killing heretic scums!||37.3% (724)|
|WTF I like cheese!||25.8% (501)|
|A nice stroll along a blasted landscape filled with scores of dead bloody bodies of heretics!||15.8% (307)|
|Take her to a range, and show her how badass and accurate you are with your Lasgun!||10.8% (210)|
|Some Church that praises the Emperor and stuff! SoB's dig this stuff!||10% (195)|
|Start: 02-04-2009 17:13|
|Last: 02-14-2009 05:09|
|#1 - Posted by: Sl4sh (Staff) on 02-04-2009 at 17:15|
Don't ask fellas...
|#2 - Posted by: TDATL (Member) on 02-04-2009 at 17:16|
|#3 - Posted by: Fusion1988 (Member) on 02-04-2009 at 17:21|
If i had to make an educated guess Slash i would say you are dating a SOB!
Post PIC! Post PIC!
Lucky git! .... I need to get me a SOB. Imagine you sitting in a bar and you dont like some guy but tonk as anything so you break your glass bottle on his head your SOB busts open the door with a heavy flamer and purges him!
Thats the life!
If im talking a load of rubbish ignore it....Soooo stoned!
|#4 - Posted by: Sl4sh (Staff) on 02-04-2009 at 17:24|
Me dating a SoB? What a nightmare. I wouldn't even be able to imagine how her parents would be like...
|#5 - Posted by: Serefinn (Member) on 02-04-2009 at 17:36|
Lol, you should really set up a part of the site for submitting poll ideas... might take some of the pressure off of PoTD.
As for this poll... CHEESE!
|#6 - Posted by: TDATL (Member) on 02-04-2009 at 18:37|
"Me dating a SoB?"
Language! Sl4sh you are a staff member! Saying that about the person you are dating, even if an abbreviation. For shame!
|#7 - oddly enuff... - Posted by: Zealot2021 (Member) on 02-04-2009 at 19:21|
Not all SOB's are quite as emperor-botherish and prudish as you'd think. Read Ciaphas Caines "Last Stand" and you'll see what i mean ;)
If you were lucky enough to meet one such as that then... just dont piss em off. :cool:
|#8 - aw man - Posted by: Zealot2021 (Member) on 02-04-2009 at 19:22|
sorry i didnt realize that word was bad. sorrz.
|#9 - Posted by: TDATL (Member) on 02-04-2009 at 20:20|
I was joking. SoB = Sister of Battle in this case. However, there is also an insulting acronym that uses the same letters. Hence the play on words (acronyms in this case.)
|#10 - Posted by: Deathreapa11 (Member) on 02-05-2009 at 03:17|
. . . wow . . . really?
|#11 - Posted by: Jaon (Member) on 02-05-2009 at 03:49|
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN LASGUN? ID BE SHOWING ME FIRING MY HEAVY BOLTER NOT SOME PI55 WEAK LAS PISSTOL!
FOR THE GOD EMPEROR, MAY MY GF'S BOLTS FLY TRUE!
|#12 - Posted by: pasherz (Member) on 02-05-2009 at 05:17|
|#13 - Posted by: Wikipedia (Member) on 02-05-2009 at 05:52|
They are hold all day long in teh Eccliasiarchal Chapels, they only thing they do is pray and train and on a good day they are send out to fight evil, usualy about 40% of them survives. They don't go on dates, also they are supposed to stay virgins, those who can't do that end up arco-flaggelant nuff said proper motivation.
|#14 - Posted by: Sl4sh (Staff) on 02-05-2009 at 08:37|
Girls, they wanna...wanna have fun, they wanna...wanna have fun!
|#15 - Posted by: winn795 (Member) on 02-05-2009 at 08:40|
i like cheese
|#16 - Posted by: The_Farseer (Member) on 02-05-2009 at 09:16|
She can see my ''lasgun'' anytime she wants...I'll even let her hold it if she wants ;)
|#17 - Posted by: saoreire (Member) on 02-05-2009 at 09:19|
I chose the Cheese answer because:
Sisters of Battle are "married to the Emperor" & have to stay celibate as Wiki said. I think I read that in the 4th edition W40K Rulebook but I definately DID read it somewhere because I was like, WTF?? He has alotta wives.
But some pics of em, I wouldnt say no... ;) lol.
|#18 - Posted by: Sl4sh (Staff) on 02-05-2009 at 10:16|
Well, after all...the Emperor IS a pimp ;)
|#19 - Posted by: woopler (Member) on 02-05-2009 at 12:47|
ua hes a pimp how u think he afords a throne of gold
|#20 - Posted by: woopler (Member) on 02-05-2009 at 12:51|
But there shod be a opshon for heratics
|#21 - Posted by: TDATL (Member) on 02-05-2009 at 13:21|
"But there shod be a opshon for heratics"
Their is. The option is DEATH!
|#22 - Posted by: chaoslordx13 (Member) on 02-05-2009 at 14:06|
the poll isnt, would a sob date, its, pretend they did, where would you taker her, seriously guys, im a huge warhammer nut, and even i can understand jokes.
|#23 - Posted by: chaoslordx13 (Member) on 02-05-2009 at 14:08|
And lasguns on full power can tear threw a space marines power armour, and possibly terminator armour, problem is it only gets around 6 shots per cell if used on max power, while on minimal can do a large amount, so its either, spray and pray, or be the universes greatest sniper.
|#24 - Posted by: The_Maticore (Member) on 02-05-2009 at 15:36|
i'd go with the sniper option and just have a backpack with a crapload of cells in it
oh and some sandwichs =P
|#25 - Posted by: Gazgutz (Member) on 02-05-2009 at 18:41|
Actually, Sisters don't have any requirement to be celibate, it just happens that not many men would want to be involved with a woman who may burn you at the stake if she misunderstands your joke.... you know the one, "An Abbot walks into a mutie bar....." And it's kinda hard to have the make-up festivities when you're covered in 3rd degree burns. Plus, you think your normal GF's friends are a pain? Think about an entire convent full of hardline Emperor botherers with access to guns and armour, and just WAITING for you to screw up so they can force you to repent your sins!
besides.... I hear to even get the chance to ask one out, there's some sort of "initiation....." of which the less said the better.
|#26 - Posted by: Dauri (Member) on 02-07-2009 at 05:02|
well id stoll long the landscape
then in a particularly bloody section well use a choas banner as a picknick mat
have chese sandwiches
then a 100 cultists charge over the hill anoyed were using their banner as a mat
and i headshot them all with my lasgun to finish off id go have an evening prayere before being wisked away in a thunder hawk to my next campaign
BUT REALLY I LIKE CHEESE!
|#27 - Posted by: Unbekannt (Member) on 02-07-2009 at 05:50|
I guess I would kill her. For the Dark Gods!
|#28 - Posted by: NecronMan (Member) on 02-07-2009 at 13:34|
i like cheese but i'd haff to say the battlefield.nothin like death to get tha adrenalin pumpin', btw nice joke about the emperor being a pimp...thats way hes covered in golden armor and stuff *BLING*:mepimp: that would make a nice potd
|#29 - I would be waaaaay too shy to date a Battlesister.. - Posted by: Celestial_Kitten (Member) on 02-07-2009 at 23:20|
I would be waaaaay too shy to date a Battle sister.. I mean, look how gorgeous they are portrayed in all the art and video games. I don't know if I could get the right words or anything..
...besides. I think the Imperium is against gays? Or not, I don't keep up with Warhammer 40 k that much, despite how I love it! *Sigh* Silly work D:
|#30 - Sorry for the Double Post.. - Posted by: Celestial_Kitten (Member) on 02-07-2009 at 23:22|
...But Gazguts post made me laugh out loud. I can totally see that happening to some poor imperial mutt. This is why Slaanesh is the way to go ;3
|#31 - Gah, third post! - Posted by: Celestial_Kitten (Member) on 02-07-2009 at 23:23|
Keep in mind there are ladies about who do enjoy 40k just as much as any guy. :P Not a lot of them I'm sure, but we do exist.... I'd date a Space marine if they weren't insane and missing their groins D:
|#32 - Posted by: Sl4sh (Staff) on 02-08-2009 at 17:19|
In the 41st millennium, I'm sure there is a such a technology that would give Space Marine's their "guns" back.
|#33 - celestial kitten - Posted by: chaoslordx13 (Member) on 02-08-2009 at 18:38|
i agree with you, id be to shy, and be scared to mess up with the jokes XD
and space marines may still have their groins, its never mentioned anywhere if they loose them during their trails, all that i know off is that they gain organs, not loose them, but i guess... they would be........ too big for a normal person :D
but back to dating the sob, cant you see going down to where ever she is stationed to pick her up for a date? imagine going into the chapel or where ever your getting her, and walking down past sister after sister staring at you, each smiling while holding a flamer, then one stops you and says, if you mess up, not only will she kick you arse, but well all come after you :eek: id be stiff the entire date, and as soon as i screw up id be on the first ship to the eye of terror, join the imperial guard and take my chances fighting chaos.
|#34 - Posted by: Gazgutz (Member) on 02-10-2009 at 07:56|
well, on the subject of marines and the disarming of their "guns"..... Gotta remember, Space Marines are recruited when their pre-teen or early teens (generally no later than 14, with rare exception). So, a good portion of them never got around with, uh, "experimenting" before the where modified and BRAINWASHED (trust me, I am going somewhere with this. That's why it's bold.) So, With a SM, you have a Ginormous man, who has the sexual urges of a 10 year old..... (give or take) as all the hormones are redirected by all them fancy implants. So, where does the Brainwashing come into this equation? Well, think of it this way..... What happens if mister SM suddenly realizes his "gun" is malfunctioning? well, he could embrace Slaanesh, and we all know they have a history of, um, ensowment, OR, the powers that be could just change the Brainwashing to say "They're the ones that made your penis tiny!!!!!!!!!!!"...... Which is coincidently why all Space Wolves are so crazy.
Or, I could be over thinking this. But considering at one point, GW had the Orks giving birth with marsupial pouches........
But, back to the sisters.... Remeber this! Not all Sisters of Battle are neccesarily Martial! theirs the Orders Famolous, Hospitalier (the ever-present 40k candy-striper), Dialogous, all of which could be regarded as potential booty calls.....
|#35 - Posted by: chaoslordx13 (Member) on 02-10-2009 at 22:07|
i wonder what it would look like if a sm sang , this is my rifle this is my gun! this is for fighting this is for fun... i would love to see a space marine go around singing that, closest you could get is maybe a space wolf, since they can get drunk.
|#36 - Posted by: chaoslordx13 (Member) on 02-10-2009 at 22:08|
lol, next pole should be what would you do if you met a space marine?
a. date them
b. become friends.
c. get into a bar fight (good luck)
d. try and steal their bolter
e. try to take a peak at their "junk"
|#37 - Posted by: Dauri (Member) on 02-11-2009 at 08:25|
next 1 should be youve just got into a barfight with another sm what do you do
c)overpowerd plasma gun thatl blow up half the bar
e)turn to chaos and infiltrate backstab
|#38 - Posted by: Ramagon (Member) on 02-12-2009 at 16:45|
Just out of question, Sl4sh, and in all seriousness, why in the world would you put this poll up, i mean, its just a bit ranodm. Yes, i do remember that the first post of your was to not ask about it. BUt what is wrong wiith you guys over there. Answer here would be none. I would a least become friends or something. But God.
|#39 - Posted by: Ramagon (Member) on 02-12-2009 at 16:49|
Also, i forgot a few minutes ago, but i would keep this 'conversation' at a level, since from what i have read, this is going somewhere where i can say that the world is rather more perverted than i thought.
|#40 - Posted by: chaoslordx13 (Member) on 02-12-2009 at 18:20|
lol, youve been living under a rock? or u just not read the potd comments? XD
|#41 - Posted by: Gazgutz (Member) on 02-13-2009 at 16:28|
In the Grim Darkness of the future, dating is a SCARY thing......
|#42 - Posted by: Ramagon (Member) on 02-13-2009 at 18:00|
#40, i am officially a DONKEY!
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