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Published by Sl4sh 13 years ago , last updated 4 years ago

You know you are playing too much DoW when...

Ask your girlfriend to dress up as a Sister of Battle 36.6% (651)

You "execute" a banana in order to make the other bananas rip open faster 22.8% (406)

One day, waking up saying "Where the hell is my Chainsword!" 20.9% (372)

Relic automatically answers your phonecall with "No, we will not buff the Guardsmen!" 11.5% (206)

Start thinking your doctor is a Mad Doc 4.7% (85)

Try to "dance" the opponent when in a fist fight. 3.2% (58)

Total: 1778
Start: 01-11-2009 09:50
Last: 01-18-2009 16:14

 #1 - lol - Posted by: bloodhawk_77 (Member) on 01-11-2009 at 09:54
lol funniest poll ever :rock::beer:

 #2 - Posted by: Nick_Fury (Member) on 01-11-2009 at 10:14
yeah really really funny in 2 years the best poll lol!:thumbsup:

 #3 - What? - Posted by: Red_Hammer (Member) on 01-11-2009 at 10:22
I dont want my gal friend to look like my sista!

 #4 - Posted by: Justin0005 (Member) on 01-11-2009 at 10:40
Great poll idea! Asking your girlfriend to dress up as a sister of battle would be a bit much don't ya think?

 #5 - Posted by: Corbec_UST (Member) on 01-11-2009 at 11:08
I did try getting my girlfriend into playing as the Sisters of Battle. She thinks they are cool but is probably not going to collect them. Ill keep trying though

 #6 - Posted by: Nod71 (Member) on 01-11-2009 at 12:02
lol sisters of battle ftw :p

 #7 - Posted by: Ronald_Jesch (Member) on 01-11-2009 at 12:47
That's kinda f-ed up if you try to get anyone to dress up as a battle sister.

 #8 - Posted by: sawblade (Member) on 01-11-2009 at 13:51
Come on lads, you've got to dance! They cant win if they can't hit you!

 #9 - Posted by: eggy_boy (Member) on 01-11-2009 at 18:41
I dunno i mean they do have all that leather and latex it would just be like a realy effed up bondage session

 #10 - Posted by: woopler (Member) on 01-11-2009 at 19:17
what about when u sacrifice some 1

 #11 - Posted by: chaoslordx13 (Member) on 01-11-2009 at 19:40
i got my girl friend to dress up like a sob, now she almost always does, not with armour though XD she make robes and other clothes that look like the sob's and she wears them every where except work, she even bleached her hair white... just glad shes not trying to burn me though XD

 #12 - Posted by: Templar_Crusader (Member) on 01-11-2009 at 21:35
That's a great idea. My girlfriend now has until Valentine's Day to find an SoB costume. :cool:

 #13 - Posted by: Wikipedia (Member) on 01-12-2009 at 00:07
I always have the banana thing.

 #14 - WHERE IS IT!?!?! - Posted by: General_Hoss (Member) on 01-12-2009 at 07:27
WTF, Wheres My CHAINSWORD!?!?!?!?!?! ...lol

 #15 - Posted by: OverClocked_Farhang (Member) on 01-12-2009 at 08:49
Once, a professor in one my University classes asked me to come to the board and answer a question and i said: ON YOUR KNEES WHEN YOU BEG OF ME!!!!!11111oneone Best poll in years! :rock:

 #16 - Posted by: Sl4sh (Staff) on 01-12-2009 at 09:18
#12 - Posted by: Templar_Crusader Glad i could help :cool:

 #17 - haha - Posted by: stjimmy (Member) on 01-12-2009 at 12:01
Awesome, but personally it happened when me and some mates were speeding down the motorway and i opened the window and shouted SPEHSS MEHREENS! FOR THE EMPRAAAAA! Got some odd looks, but was worth it.

 #18 - LMFAO!!! - Posted by: Disease_61 (Member) on 01-12-2009 at 15:22
i have never laighed that much at the bananna one XD.

 #19 - DESU - Posted by: Emsden (Member) on 01-12-2009 at 16:18
lol, Obviously Get your Girlfriend to Dress up as a Sister of battle no luck yet from mine dressing up :(

 #20 - Posted by: XXXmalice (Member) on 01-12-2009 at 16:44
"if u will not peel for the fruit salad, then u will peel for my amusement" *executes banana with no remorse* great poll:thumbsup:

 #21 - righteo then - Posted by: Sauronss (Member) on 01-12-2009 at 18:30
this is a funny servey, although I put down the "Relic automatically answers your phonecall with "No, we will not buff the Guardsmen!" thing, but the girlfriend thing was my 2nd choice there, please if you actually get your girlfriend to dressup up as a SoB plz e-mail me the pictures!! [email protected] PLZ!!

 #22 - Posted by: typhon1023 (Member) on 01-12-2009 at 19:24
Well since i saw the "where the hell is my chainsword!" i guess i'll say it tommorow as a wake up for everyone. :)

 #23 - It is so hard to decide! - Posted by: Tragul (Member) on 01-13-2009 at 02:38
Darn I'd choose those all!

 #24 - Posted by: Ramagon (Member) on 01-13-2009 at 16:08
I usually think i have gone mad when i go to my doctor, he is really toiough and big, which is why he reminds me of a Mod Dok

 #25 - Posted by: kcaz (Member) on 01-13-2009 at 16:35
I lol at the people who say they have girlfriends to dress up as SoB bannana execution ftw :D

 #26 - Posted by: izarian (Member) on 01-14-2009 at 06:21
How about getting you Sister to dress up as a Girlfriend of Battle. 0_o

 #27 - Posted by: XXXmalice (Member) on 01-14-2009 at 13:37
Wow #26, just wow, oh and #21 if u get copies hook it up for the rest of us, now that would be a PotD :p

 #28 - wtf - Posted by: Dudemakupa (Member) on 01-14-2009 at 15:52
this is the most messed up pole i have ever seen :mepimp:

 #29 - Posted by: woopler (Member) on 01-14-2009 at 21:39
what tipe of sob repent lol Also SOB LOL

 #30 - Posted by: themanclaw (Member) on 01-14-2009 at 23:07
I agree with kcaz. The very fact that you would want that pretty much destroys any chance of you actually getting a decent-looking girlfriend.

 #31 - Posted by: DaemonBoy (Member) on 01-15-2009 at 08:28
why would you want to get your girlfriend to dress up as a sob? Take those clothes OF damn it! :p well, i don't execute my bananas, but i do eat my oranges vampire style (suck it all out) and love jamming my knife into apples, thinking it's akin to jamming them in a head...

 #32 - Posted by: woopler (Member) on 01-15-2009 at 13:14
if u dresed her up as a repent the wodent destroy uor chanses bec caus the look like prostetuts DAMMM I CANT SPELL THE Alot of bad lang here so meny sob

 #33 - For the Emperor! lol - Posted by: MalcadorTheSigilite676 (Member) on 01-15-2009 at 14:43
Now I have to find a laspistol so I can excute my fruit. lol "If you will not make a fruit salad, then may the Emperor have mercy on your soul!"

 #34 - Posted by: chaoslordx13 (Member) on 01-15-2009 at 18:49
ill c if i can take a pic of my gf, she really hates pictures and cameras in general, no clue y cause... lets put it this way, im sooooooooooooooooo lucky to have her as my gf =D she could have had anyone in my damn school.

 #35 - Posted by: BaxKiller5 (Member) on 01-16-2009 at 11:48
My X Girlfriend being a SoB is terrifing and to end the battle between me and X I must find my chainsword, so FOR THE LOVE OF THE EMPEROR WHERE THE HELL IS MY CHAINSWORD?????!!!!!!!

 #36 - Posted by: FLOW_1 (Member) on 01-16-2009 at 15:23
When I try to use Eldritch Storm on my school because I think the Necrons are in there.

 #37 - Posted by: Grimskull44 (Member) on 01-17-2009 at 15:01
In my case it's 40k in general: Playing so much 40k related stuff i start planning how i'd design a table(in TT) or map(DoW) of this town, as in what would be strategic points, capturable emplacements,etc. It's got to the point where the city barracks is a Leman Russ depot and the old walls are fortress defences. Not sure what i'll class the shopping park as though, probably an area for building a base i guess, the car park is definitely big enough. I'll need a lot of stuff to mark impassable terrain if i build the whole city though, there's more side-streets than i thought could exist in a single city. Yes, i really do have enough time to get that bored that i think about this.

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