Not So Serious Army Color Schemes

No, I am not not intending on creating any more silly color schemes. Unless people, for whatever odd reason, really enjoy this. Which I doub...

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No, I am not not intending on creating any more silly color schemes. Unless people, for whatever odd reason, really enjoy this. Which I doubt they will. This zip is, essentially, a file containing some of the most fearsome and hideous colors known to Man, Ork, Eldar, and Chaos...

Pastels.

There are four scheme files included in this zip, turning your drab, dark-colored Chaos into the Cherry Pepsi Raiders; your stuffy old Marines into Starburst Shock Marines; your already odd Eldar into the Rein-Bo's; and your already silly Ork into the Lolly-Pop Boyz.

The enemy will cower in fear as they gaze upon your new colors, and will scramble and run from you in their horror-induced confusions. With the mighty powers of Pastel Pink and Lavender, you will rule the universe and crush your opposition! Or simply make them a little uneasy, which is also good, I think.

And yes, the badges and banners are just placeholders. But if you are running around here looking at mods and the like, you should be used to that by now, right?

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Not-So-Serious Army Color Schemes
Devised by Uriel_Zarium (C)2004-2005

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INSTALLATION:

To use these color schemes, extract the odd schemes you desire to your Profile's "Schemes" Folder. If you used the default location, this should be something like

"C:/Program Files/THQ/Dawn of War/Profiles/Profile1/W40K/Schemes/"

They should be automatically loaded up the next time you run the game.

UNINSTALL:

Simply delete the handily named files from your "Schemes" folder.

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FILE INFO: Not-So-Serious Color Schemes V1.0a16has94382kshf812049.5

No, I am not not intending on creating any more silly color schemes. Unless people, for whatever odd reason, really enjoy this. Which I doubt they will.

This zip is, essentially, a file containing some of the most fearsome and hideous colors known to Man, Ork, Eldar, and Chaos...

Pastels.

There are four scheme files included in this zip, turning your drab, dark-colored Chaos into the Cherry Pepsi Raiders; your stuffy old Marines into Starburst Shock Marines; your already odd Eldar into the Rein-Bo's; and your already silly Ork into the Lolly-Pop Boyz.

The enemy will cower in fear as they gaze upon your new colors, and will scramble and run from you in their horror-induced confusions. With the mighty powers of Pastel Pink and Lavender, you will rule the universe and crush your opposition! Or simply make them a little uneasy, which is also good, I think.

And yes, the badges and banners are just placeholders. But if you are running around here looking at mods and the like, you should be used to that by now, right?

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RANDOM NOTES AND QUOTES:

I decided to make these files one day while drinking a cherry pepsi. As I was drinking it, I noticed the bright colorings, and thought, out of nowhere, "Imagine how silly a Chaos Space Marine would look in these colors." I did, and the thought did please me, so I went to work and made the most brightly colored Pepsi Raider I could think up. But it wasn't enough. I wanted to make a scheme for the other races so they wouldn't feel left out! So came along the gaudily colored Starburst Marines, Rein-Bos, and Lolly Pop Boyz.

(If you are wondering why all three of these schemes have pink in them, but Chaos don't, the reason is the Emperor's Children scheme already has pink in it, and I was sticking to a freaking theme here!)

Screenies have been included with the .zip to allow you to decide which army you wish to humiliate yourself with first.

Some related quotes:

"Artillery, you have your orders. Fire at will upon anything... lavender."

"Oh my god, a wave of pink is descending upon us! Where is the Avatar?"

"You don't know the meaning of 'humiliation' until, out of all the Chapters they could think of using, the Imperium sends against you the pink marines. It was disturbing. Very disturbing."

"Duz purple make Dug's ass luk fat?"

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IN CONCLUSION:

I made these schemes because I need a break from losing every mission I undertake with a serious color theme. I should be able to laugh as I lose, and you all will suffer with me! *insert demented Chaos laugh here*

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