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| During a mission on a Borg ship someone has to stay behind to detonate a bomb but no redshirt can be found..who do you pick? |
|Biessman (At least you'll get some peace and quiet)||30% (67)|
|Me (Gotta be the hero)||27.3% (61)|
|Chang (One less Emo in the universe)||20.1% (45)|
|Chell (I'm struggling to think of a reason for keeping him alive)||18.3% (41)|
|Jurot (At least you know Chang won't ever speak to you again)||2.2% (5)|
|Telsia (even the beautiful people must die sometimes)||1.7% (4)|
|Start: 01-24-2009 11:32|
|Last: 01-31-2009 09:23|
|#1 - Posted by: fraggles (Member) on 01-24-2009 at 11:52|
Me, because I get to kill more Borg.
|#2 - Posted by: TiberiousKirk (Member) on 01-24-2009 at 11:59|
Biessman. No more pranks, unauthorised armory enteries, and hot-heads
|#3 - Posted by: jamesamey (Member) on 01-24-2009 at 12:06|
Biessman, the only one that you don't actually need.
|#4 - Posted by: EvilGrizz (Member) on 01-24-2009 at 12:08|
Jurot because her face burns
|#5 - who to kill... - Posted by: Freak_Fish (Member) on 01-24-2009 at 15:31|
well, i coulent stay behind =/ dieing in an explosion with a million borg. i would be so P'd off with the designers of the bomb that id have to go and kill them before i died. To be honest, i dont really think chang deserves to die, hes not the biggest emo in the world :P makes some small puzzles for the player so hes not all boring. and telsia, just so sexy :P how could you leave her behind?! chell, just no. first hes a coward, he wouldent detonate the bomb! and if you tried to leave him behind, he would turn into the hulk and make sure he didnt have to go. also, i think hes funny :) what would EF be without chell? i nearly picked Jurot because she was so RUDE and blames you for losing fostor when the borg attack, but i decided on biessman. he probably would have liked the idea of killing a million billion gazillion borg on his way out. if any, that would be the way for him to go. and its not right saying you dont need him! he does save you from the reavers and various other beasts of the forge no matter how unconvincing it was!
|#6 - Posted by: fraggles (Member) on 01-24-2009 at 18:59|
You need to incorporate Chuck Norris into the next poll somehow.
|#7 - Posted by: kirk2164 (Member) on 01-24-2009 at 19:05|
Should have read:
(Gotta Be An Hero)
|#8 - (Gotta Be An Hero) - Posted by: IKS_Yo_Mama (Staff) on 01-24-2009 at 19:51|
Wouldn't that actually be Gotta Be A Hero? Whats wrong with "the"?
|#9 - Posted by: data079 (Member) on 01-24-2009 at 19:56|
I'd do it myself. I could never ask someone else to sacrifice their life.
|#10 - Posted by: fraggles (Member) on 01-24-2009 at 20:33|
1) Committing suicide over something really stupid.
2) Failing to commit suicide over something really stupid.
3) Doing something stupid, which results in accidentally killing yourself.
4) Also sometimes used on the work safe boards for someone who deliberately posts porn, which is considered both "suicidal" (due to the ban that usually follows), but truly heroic.
Term originates from a grammatically incorrect poem posted at a myspace memorial for a boy (Mitchell) who killed himself when he couldn't find his ipod.
Yasmin Browder hung herself when her mother didn't let her watch big brother; she is an hero.
|#11 - Posted by: KrrKs (Member) on 01-25-2009 at 05:06|
"Yasmin Browder hung herself when her mother didn't let her watch big brother; she is an hero. "
There are always people much more stupid than you'd expect to be possible :rolleyes:
Anyway, Chang, go kill yourself, than you have something to wine about
|#12 - #10 - Posted by: IKS_Yo_Mama (Staff) on 01-25-2009 at 05:53|
You have too much time on your hands
|#13 - Posted by: fraggles (Member) on 01-25-2009 at 06:53|
I didn't write it. Just follow the link.
|#14 - Posted by: Luke20 (Staff) on 01-25-2009 at 08:49|
Thats what they all say.
I voted me: Munro is the hero.
|#15 - Posted by: Vice_Admiral_Svar (Member) on 01-25-2009 at 17:32|
Okay, my take:
-Telsia is too cool (not hot, I go for blondes:p)
-I like Chang (one of my best friends is emo and my little sister tries and fails, so I've learned to like them-the ones that don't slit their wrists, the two above are two of the few that I know that don't)
-Chell's just way toooo funny (besides, the Borg would assimilate him to gain a sense of humour)
-Jurot makes Chang happy (ahhh, an emo in love.....:r)
-Biessman is actually useful (when serious firepower is needed, that is)
So the answer is me. And for two reasons. (A) God mode baby!!!! (B) My death would have a purpose.
|#16 - Posted by: herussa (Member) on 01-26-2009 at 08:00|
I am sorry but Really...Chell,the annoying complainer.The one who Just sat around when Biessman did get killed.At least Telsia, Munro,and Biessman were trying to fight.Chell just sat around Yelling "THIS IS IT,WE"RE FINISHED".
The only thing chell did right was open and close a few doors.
Anyway,My conclusion is that the Least useful man should go,And that man is Chell.
|#17 - #13 - Posted by: IKS_Yo_Mama (Staff) on 01-26-2009 at 09:34|
I didn't write it. Just follow the link.
Yeah you still have too much time on your hands.. simple fact is if I said an hero several clowns would be giving out grammar lessons.
|#18 - Posted by: Chevron_7_locke (Member) on 01-26-2009 at 12:01|
I would have to choose. me. I like being the hero and as the Hero I get to go out in style.
|#19 - #16 - Posted by: Vice_Admiral_Svar (Member) on 01-27-2009 at 06:28|
That's what makes him funny is his complaining. The quirky negative crap that he says, yeah, it can be annoying at times, but usually he's funny.
|#20 - Posted by: master_666 (Member) on 01-30-2009 at 05:22|
ME!!! then I'm a hero and I FIND a way out!
|#21 - Posted by: jzmoney (Member) on 01-30-2009 at 13:20|
What do you mean there's no redshirts? Everyone on the team has a red shirt? (In EF1 anyway)
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