Posted on April 25, 2008, Stephany Brett Favre is New Madden Cover Boy
When I hear John Madden talk, it is like someone is taking a baseball bat to my head. I do not know why, and I cannot really explain it to you properly, but for some reason whenever I hear him speak, I come close to actual rage. If perchance I see his face plastered somewhere, not only do I get stick at my stomach, once again I get enraged. Even when Frank Caliendo would imitate him on Mad TV, I would feel a weird desire to punch someone in the neck creep over me.
Psychologists would have a field-day over this I am sure, but despite him being my nemesis, I understand that gamers love to play the NFL games he has lent his moniker to. Therefore it is with great psychological pain that I present the new Madden NFL 09 cover art to you, featuring the hunky Brett Favre.
I think I need to go lay down for a while.