( NSFW ) Conan Exiles has genital physics to suit all sizes

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Published by FileTrekker 1 year ago , last updated 8 months ago

We've seen some impressive things from Conan Exiles' preview media so far, put perhaps it's Conan's thing that is the most impressive of all - but only if you want it to be. Warning: this article is not safe for work and contains nudity.

The game, which became available on PC today through Steam's Early Access system, revealed some new interesting features, the most surprisng of which was the player customisation screens. You can customise the level of nudity of the player, until, well, everything is on show.

It gets a bit weirder from there though. Not only can you have your character swing around freely, but you can even adjust the size of your ding-dong to preference, via the inclusion of an endowment slider, which will enlarge or shrink the penis for male characters, or breast size for female characters.

Chris Livingston over at PC gamer decided to tweet a video of the new slider, which is included below. It's a little strange to watch someone's penis rapidly grow larger and smaller. Be warned, this video is not for the faint of heart.

Even stranger is the fact that the developers have paid extra special attention to what they call 'genital physics' - in other words, the realism to which your cock and bollocks dangle freely from your character. Combined with the vanity camera that is available in the game, it makes for some, well, interesting viewing.

Of course, it's not just here for a laugh, it's a very realistic portrayal of life during the period, and the game is shaping up to be a difficult survival experience, so time to admire your two bells and whistle waving through the air will be limited. It also points to the fact that character customization will be something that has extra special attention in the game, something that's more than welcome.

If you want to give the game a go, it's available now on Steam Early Access.

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