What Mario Would Look Like Without a Moustache (PIC)

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Posted on October 28, 2011, CJ Miozzi What Mario Would Look Like Without a Moustache (PIC)

Our moustache-infused Movember coverage continues with a look at a character that defined a generation of video gaming. Mario’s moustache is as iconic as the Microsoft Windows logo, and 74% less evil. But would Mario have become the cultural phenomenon he is today without his burly whiskers? We decided to rob our favorite plumber of his moustache to find out.

After careful analysis by a think tank of scienticians using state of the art statistical analyses, we have determined what Mario would look like without a moustache:


Wondering what moustache to grow this Movember? Consult this video:

Be sure to check out which 5 celebrities have Mario’s exact moustache, what Nathan Drake would look like with a moustache, and the 10 best moustaches in video games.

Have your moustache removed by CJ on Twitter: @rhykker

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