When the HaX0rz Take Over, the English Language Will Die

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Published by GameFront.com 11 years ago , last updated 2 months ago

Posted on May 21, 2007, Jonathan When the HaX0rz Take Over, the English Language Will Die

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There’s an interesting photoshop contest over at Worth1000.com, where people are invited to show what the world would be like if the hackers took over. At a glance, it seems that the first order of their ghastly business would be to do away with the English language in favor of 1337 (Leet) speak.

People, we must stop this terrible future from ever coming to pass. I implore all to go to the bookstore and buy the thickest book you can find. Then, the next time you witness someone using this abomination of the English language, just bash them over the head with it until they stop. I don’t care if they’re your friends, your family, or your dog; you beat them until they start speaking an actual language. Even if your great-aunt Ruthie comes out speaking Spanish with a Russian accent, you’ll have done the world a great service.

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