Posted on May 25, 2007, Andrew Win Trip to Blizzard
Grab your guild of five and head to the WSVG in Louisville or Dallas and battle in five different real life and in-game competitions. The two WoW games are an FFA and a 5×5 battle. Whoopty. The real fun comes with the real life games. Compete in a joust above an inflatable pit, sumo wrestle other guilds in inflatable suits (you should have no problems with the inflatable part of the equation), and finally a guild vs. guild tug-o-war should prove to be pretty hilarious when you try to use your flabby, atrophied limbs.
It’s going to be like American Gladiators with nerds, so instead of names like Blaze and Nitro, you’ll get handles like DragonLancer and MachoNachoMan22.
If your guild wins, Blizzard will fly you out to beautiful Irvine, California (home of beautiful UCIrvine) for a private tour and lunch with a few members of the development team. Presumably, you’ll be eating cheese puffs and drinking root beer. Huzzah!