Xbox Live Baby is Adorable and Shiny

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Posted on March 18, 2008, Jonathan Xbox Live Baby is Adorable and Shiny


See that sleeping baby above? Yeah, I know, “Aw, how cute.” But there’s actually an interesting little story behind this particular baby, which Stacy Simpson explains:

My soon-to-be husband and I thought we were the first … but haha, we were wrong. I just thought you might be interested to know that Mike and I met playing Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Lockdown™. Funny thing is, we hated each other at first, but somehow ended up falling in love. I was from Georgia and he was from the Bronx. On a leap of faith we met, and we have been together ever since. If it wasn’t for Xbox LIVE, our paths would have never crossed. :) We had our daughter—who we thought to be the first Xbox LIVE baby—on September 24, 2007. Maybe she’s the first Xbox 360® baby, at least. :) Her name is Victoria Marie Figueroa! I AM SO THANKFUL FOR XBOX AND THE ONLINE COMMUNITY! If it wasn’t for that, I wouldn’t have the man of my dreams and a beautiful new baby!

That’s right, people: Xbox Live is spawning human offspring. Should we be wary of an internet gaming service that has the power to create life? I think so.


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