Posted on March 18, 2008, Jonathan Xbox Live Baby is Adorable and Shiny
See that sleeping baby above? Yeah, I know, “Aw, how cute.” But there’s actually an interesting little story behind this particular baby, which Stacy Simpson explains:
My soon-to-be husband and I thought we were the first … but haha, we were wrong. I just thought you might be interested to know that Mike and I met playing Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Lockdown™. Funny thing is, we hated each other at first, but somehow ended up falling in love. I was from Georgia and he was from the Bronx. On a leap of faith we met, and we have been together ever since. If it wasn’t for Xbox LIVE, our paths would have never crossed.
We had our daughter—who we thought to be the first Xbox LIVE baby—on September 24, 2007. Maybe she’s the first Xbox 360® baby, at least.
Her name is Victoria Marie Figueroa! I AM SO THANKFUL FOR XBOX AND THE ONLINE COMMUNITY! If it wasn’t for that, I wouldn’t have the man of my dreams and a beautiful new baby!
That’s right, people: Xbox Live is spawning human offspring. Should we be wary of an internet gaming service that has the power to create life? I think so.
Via Xbox.com