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If Valve made a Half Life Themed beatem up. What would you call it?

This poll is stupid, Valve will never make a Beatemup based on Half Life. 29.8% (506)
CrowBar Fu. 18.6% (316)
Super Turbo Headcrab Puncher. 16.9% (287)
Full Life 11.6% (198)
Xen, the way of the freeman. 10.6% (180)
On a rail. 3% (51)
Dog eat Dog. 3% (51)
Counter attack. 2.8% (49)
Smashed Up. 1.9% (33)
Other (Please mention in comments) 1.2% (22)
Total: 1693
Start: 12-08-2008 08:58
Last: 12-23-2008 05:23

 #1 - Posted by: Pikminion (Member) on 12-08-2008 at 13:13

Valve already already made codename gordon, which is kinda like a beatemup. You meet barney in it, but i haven't played all the way through.

 #2 - Posted by: Mr.Funsocks (Staff) on 12-08-2008 at 18:51

You meet Barney, the purple dinosaur?! Yes! :rock:

 #3 - Posted by: Corr (Member) on 12-09-2008 at 06:03

Beating up that Barney does indeed have some appeal...but this is STOOPID!

 #4 - Posted by: Suggs (Member) on 12-09-2008 at 07:12

I vote other -- Crouching Lemarr-hidden crowbar

 #5 - Posted by: SithMasteR555 (Member) on 12-09-2008 at 11:18


 #6 - Posted by: Joel8160 (Member) on 12-09-2008 at 22:53

Wow! Looks like you admins are bored to death making those polls and keeping up these sites. A nice beat 'em Up game would be: Admin Showdown.

 #7 - Posted by: Lord_Infernus (Member) on 12-10-2008 at 01:15

Half-Life: Full-Life Consequences! :D

 #8 - to #7 - Posted by: Mkem (Member) on 12-10-2008 at 13:56

Hahaha. You got me! Almost fell off the chair.

 #9 - Posted by: Plankie (Member) on 12-11-2008 at 03:33

Dog eat dog. only 'cause it's an AC/DC song though.

 #10 - Posted by: Vadumee (Member) on 12-11-2008 at 18:50

Super turbo Headcrab puncher...3! Oh, I remember playing that game for hours on end, then I got an email saying my company docked me 2 days pay for it. For 2 day's I'm fighting minions from hell and they weren't paying me for it :mad:

 #11 - Posted by: Nitronumber9 (Staff) on 12-12-2008 at 07:54

@10 Nice to know someone spotted the Doom 3 referance I threw in.

 #12 - Posted by: Vendre (Member) on 12-13-2008 at 00:00

Super Turbo Headcrab Puncher 3, defenitly it, yep. If you get a highscore at it in Doom 3 you will get the mail mentioned above. Probabily one of the funniest things you find in the game (Other than the Beavertooth chainsaws that where "accidentaly" sent to mars instead of medical supplies.)

 #13 - Posted by: Mikey04 (Member) on 12-13-2008 at 01:40

CrowBar Fu, it is close to Shaq Fu and everyone loves Shaq Fu lol.

 #14 - Posted by: Robofish7591 (Member) on 12-13-2008 at 16:24

Love the doom 3 referance!

 #15 - Posted by: Nitronumber9 (Staff) on 12-14-2008 at 02:55

@12 I guess you missed the receptionist easter egg, if you no clip and take a close look at the screen. You will see what I'm on about.

 #16 - Posted by: yourgrandma (Member) on 12-15-2008 at 17:01

300+ people have no sense of humor :(

 #17 - Posted by: house02 (Member) on 12-22-2008 at 12:16

My other hl2 theme thing is left 4 eating poop

 #18 - Posted by: house02 (Member) on 12-22-2008 at 12:18

Left 4 eating p**p.

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