Weekly Poll Results - If there was an incoming nuclear missile, what would you d

If there was an incoming nuclear missile, what would you do?
Force Push	53.2% (1107)
I'll bet you $50 I can outrun the explosion.	18.6% (388)
/setviewpos -100000 -100000 100 0	9.2% (193)
Run away. Far away.	4.8% (100)
Duck!	4.3% (91)
I'd become the new Dr. Strangelove.	3.8% (81)
I would give up and wait for the blast to hit me.	3.2% (67)
Other	2.5% (53)
Total: 2080
Start: 01-10-2009 15:35
Last: 01-17-2009 17:52

thorw rosh at it }> gotta <3 to kill him

I would run... I'd run so far away... (And join the Flock of Seagulls)

id activate god mode KUKUKU

Gee howd I guess that force push would win the poll :p?

I'd hijack the truck that was carrying it and then promptly disarm it, then mount it on my lawn, and say it's active, so the villagers will send more offerings =_=!

How ironic, I was just playing Fallout 3. And remember kids, duck and cover. It will save you every time!

Well Mien Fuhrer, i mean Mr.President I would become Dr.Strangelove

I'd bust out my fat man and launch a mini nuke at it, keke.

There is no hide in the fridge option.

Stand still. Everyone knows that obsure nuclear mutations cause superpowers, right?

#10 Well, if you survive the explosion...

I'd use my Portable Large Hadron Cannon against! DBZ power Struggles FTW

CAPTAIN PLANET!! Seriously, is there anything he can't stop? He already stopped one atomic bomb in the Hitler episode!

I would turn to all the people who voted for Obama and say, "See? I told ya so."

You had to go there...

Oh no he didn't *snaps fingers* Oh and I already forgot what I voted on...

completely agree. I would also call in Captain Jeun Luke Picard (spelling?) with the Enterprise-E to save us...

Bet for $50 because its win-win if you outrun it you make $50 and if not you don't have to pay

Time to reaction... I simply die :)

i would jump straight into its path, let it hit me directly, and become the new superhero in town. :)

#14: Yami Ryou, i totally agree with you those who want superpowers, nukes aren't going to give you any, unless your an iguana in an egg under layers of sand a few hundred meters from the initial blast site i would dare chuck norris to use shoryuken uppercut on it, though the resulting explosion may destroy that hemisphere... yes i can outrun the explosion.

I'd become the new Doctor Strangelove.... ....MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK AGAIN *BOOM*

i would use the death star on it :D otherwise i would force push it <.<

I'd run faaaaaaaaaaaaaar far away to a galaxy, in a long time ago.... STAR WARS DUN DUN DUUUNNNN DUUUUN... etc. >_> Meh. :P

I'd hijack the truck that was carrying it and then promptly disarm it, then mount it on my lawn, and say it's active, so the villagers will send more offerings =_=!

Aaand the reward for the best response to this poll goes to Averus Retruthan!

Hide in a freakin' fridge

size is nothing to... THE FORCE! :)

I can run fast watch *starts to run* 5 hours later almost there :) *missle hits the earth* oh cra..... lol

Oh please we all know We can out run a nuclear missle.....if your The Flash.

One word, Bunker.

Force Push

Push - i'll get a free frag as well :D

Tell the nuke to go away and blow up Pluto instead.

Do you know in jka you can blast the incoming missiles by blaster rifle or pistol. probably even snipe them, although it is difficult.

/setviewpos -100000 -100000 100 0 ftw, just tele to the edge of the map and all is good :P (map being Earth)

Funny. i just wrote a fanfiction in which the main character outruns a nuclear explosion... :p :lol:

the fridge thing from indy wouldn't work, the fridge would cook from the sheer light and heat, then get torn to shreds by the shockwave i would jump, grab the missle, disarm it in .2 seconds, mount it in my yard, actually have it active, and nuke the opposing kingdom

Looks like I've been beaten to the "hide-in-the-fridge" option. lol

Actually I'd do what #14 said.

I'd totally just climb in a fridge. :rock:

push with a long fart;)

Wait... Something is missing here...................................................... Now i know >.> LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS

just say goodbye to world in my mind and close eyes :borg:

I'll do what what #14 said. Course they'll all say "But he's African-American... oooohhhh"