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What were the Disciples of Ragnos REALLY doing on Vjun?

[Silly] Annual Pokémon tournament! =P 26.8% (500)
[Awesome] Making cupcakes.... =D 22.9% (426)
[Sarcastic] They were filming the Jedi Knight movie! >_> 20.3% (379)
[Other] I'm sure I can think of a better one.... 9.9% (185)
[Disappointing] Dude, they were just the decorators! =( 6.5% (122)
[Dramatic] Holding Almighty_gir hostage! =O 5.6% (105)
[Confused] Bi-yearly whackjob convention? =S 5% (93)
[Boring] Dance recital, duh.... =/ 2.6% (50)
Total: 1860
Start: 06-23-2008 19:20
Last: 07-01-2008 22:59

 #1 - Posted by: Saufsoldat (Member) on 06-23-2008 at 21:48

Obviously a Pokémon tournament with lots of mudkipz.

 #2 - Posted by: Cgilm (Member) on 06-24-2008 at 01:05

It's obvious.. they were reading their job requirements.

 #3 - Posted by: _Angelus_ (Member) on 06-24-2008 at 01:43

Rumors have it that they doing their annual SITH IDOL casting show. ;)

 #4 - Posted by: Lord_Ed (Member) on 06-24-2008 at 03:32

They were there to decorate the place. Not as decorators, but as decoration..:p

 #5 - Posted by: Melee_Master (Member) on 06-24-2008 at 05:26

They were probably baking cookies:p.

 #6 - Posted by: Kouen (Staff) on 06-24-2008 at 05:56

I like to think they were co-ordinating strike action due to being underpaid, personally.

 #7 - WHAT - Posted by: brucklorace (Member) on 06-24-2008 at 06:11


 #8 - They were. - Posted by: Sniper_Shot (Member) on 06-24-2008 at 06:47

They were whining about the constant fall of freaking flesh peeling, skin burning, bone desolving, mother of all ieratating level oppsticals, the dang acid rain.... At least thats what they would tell tavion :D Nah lets just say that Rosh lost something that day and...well... your lucky you ran into the room he was in when you did and not a half hour earlier. :mepimp: In short if you ever wondered why Rosh went to the dark side so fast... it was because it was much more inviting. P.S. jk jk well except for the dang rain of course that stuff sucks.

 #9 - Posted by: dynablade223 (Member) on 06-24-2008 at 06:54

They were siphoning the darkside energies eminated from the now-deceased sith lord: darth vader. Vjun has also had many families that had devoted themselves to the darkside. yes i know i am boring.

 #10 - Posted by: rattler20200 (Member) on 06-24-2008 at 07:21

The wackjob convention was in the system... problem is, it was last week! :P

 #11 - Posted by: Puppet_Master (Member) on 06-24-2008 at 08:09

POKEMON TOURNAMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all!!

 #12 - Posted by: darth_binks44277404 (Member) on 06-24-2008 at 08:42

What cultists? And what happened to those trick-or-treaters I just saw?

 #13 - Al Gore - Posted by: Tulak_Hord (Member) on 06-24-2008 at 10:02

So, these Cultists worked for Al Gore. Gore got mad cuz nobody would believe his global warming farce. So, he decided to show the people what they didn't know. He went to Vjun, and filmed a global warming video there. This is what we all heard: Gore: Hello, (ow!) fellow....things (OW!) This is the result of global warming. (GAAAGHH) Look at this @#$%ing acid rain! It's killing me! (kyle, watching at the Academy, laughs his ass off, while being happy about Gore's death) So, save the environment. (And we're out!) Dammit, you @#$%ing @$$%##! you didn't hold the piece of $&!^ sign up! I'm gonna @#@$%^$! you! why don't you just kill yourself you @#$@#%#^#%^Y$%^er!? Damn! You stupid cultists are #$@ing $#%#$^s. Why the 5^$^Y%^#^% did I employ you? (They all die in the acid rain) (Kyle get's up, talks to Jaden) Kyle: Jaden, I found out what thw cultists wer doing on Vjun! Jaden: What? Kyle: Making a Bud Light video to put on TV and Youtube! Jaden :figures

 #14 - Posted by: Tulak_Hord (Member) on 06-24-2008 at 10:03

Kyle saw Gore die on TV while he was cussing

 #15 - other - Posted by: Death_Knight_Killer (Member) on 06-24-2008 at 10:55

i think they drunk :beer: and making fun of Rosh :lol:

 #16 - other - Posted by: wst (Member) on 06-24-2008 at 10:59

man they were probably getting high off of deathsticks:eek:

 #17 - While we're talking about Gore - Posted by: Puppet_Master (Member) on 06-24-2008 at 11:43

Al Gore 50 years later: Doctor: Come on Mr. Gore. Let's take you to your room *the doctor is pushing al gore in a wheelchair and gore's wearing a straightjacket* Another doctor coming in from outside: Man! It is so freakin hot out there and it's the middle of February! Gore: GAH!!! global warming, Global Warming, GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!! AHHHH GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!! Doctor: Oh great, you got him all worked up again.

 #18 - Posted by: rollerboy (Member) on 06-24-2008 at 12:17

nah, they were definitely makin' cupcakes. Why else would they pick such a remote place to do those dang things?? Cupcakes take practice!!!! PRACTICE, I TELL YOU!!!!! Therefore, the cultists were hanging out there so as to not be spotted. Darn Jaden and Kyle for spoiling the fun.

 #19 - Posted by: yodaman123 (Member) on 06-24-2008 at 14:04

Holding almighty_gir hostage THANK GOD!!!! I mean, whos gir and when did he leave.}>

 #20 - Other: - Posted by: Test_Subject (Member) on 06-24-2008 at 14:12

They were just standing around...

 #21 - Posted by: alias5 (Member) on 06-24-2008 at 14:16

[American style] They mistaken Vjun with Europe.

 #22 - Surprise Party - Posted by: Giga_Hertz (Member) on 06-24-2008 at 14:34

"Kyle's inviting all the kids from the Academy because he loves you so much..." <cries> ... "I'm making the cake!" :)

 #23 - Posted by: Drink_meh (Member) on 06-24-2008 at 23:58

I came for the cupcakes. But those sithheads were too greedy and I didnt find a single one. :donut:

 #24 - Posted by: Puppet_Master (Member) on 06-25-2008 at 12:03

POKEMON PREVAILS!!!!!!!!!! Reborn master: HA! You think you can beat me, a Pokemon Master?????? Jaden Ketchem: Well, yeah. That's the whole reason I'm here. *awkward silence* Jaden Ketchem: GO..... *throws a Pokeball* *kyle pops out rampaging all over* Jaden Ketchem: Kyle? Reborn Master: WHAHAHAHA! *throws a Pokeball* *Averus pops out* Averus: RAWAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sets Kyle on fire* Gameboy: Kyle has fainted Gameboy: You ran out of Pokemon. You blacked-out!

 #25 - Posted by: Kakashi971 (Member) on 06-26-2008 at 08:23

As a fellow trainer myself i am saying the Pokemon tourney. but as a person who loves food i say cupcakes. ^^ i wish i could vote for both =( ah well i vote Pokemon tourney.

 #26 - Posted by: LordKraat (Member) on 06-26-2008 at 15:11

i think they was just smoking a joint... :mepimp:

 #27 - Posted by: Jagersider (Member) on 06-27-2008 at 14:09

They were there and they were angry because 2 stick-wielding psycho one-man army guys bruttally massacred all of them except the boss... woudn't u be angry if a guy wud run up to ye and chop down yer head for the reason ur there?!

 #28 - Posted by: A_Wings_Rule (Member) on 06-27-2008 at 17:18

Lol they weren't really the Cultists - they were gate crashers trying to find Darth Vader's Haloween party :P Sadly they chose unlucky costume styles... :x

 #29 - Posted by: Dean_Winchester (Member) on 06-27-2008 at 17:58

hmmm i say they were playing poker till they heard horrific screams outside cultist: crap the jedi are here cultist2: hmmm why did i join this thing in the first place? cultist: you were fired from burger king? cultist2: right... ok i see your 50 credits and raise you a *kyle and jaden burst into the room* kyle: HAHA DONT MAKE ME HURT YOU!!! cultist: dont hurt me o.o *kyle jumps and decapitates cultist* cultist2: WHAT THE *gets sliced in half by jaden* jaden: WE DESTROYED THEM!!!! kyle: jaden i feel the darkside in you *talking while obliterating innocent poker_cultists* jaden: gee i guess i should lighten up huh? kyle: yeah sure *murders last one and scrapes credits from table into pocket* jaden: lets go batman.. i mean kyle kyle: allright remember your my student i can't lose you... kyle: allright *jumps a thousand feet up and leaves jaden to dodge a laser* jaden: kyle?...

 #30 - Posted by: New_Delta_38 (Member) on 06-27-2008 at 21:16

They were finding a place to be alone.

 #31 - Almighty_Gir - Posted by: Anakin992 (Member) on 06-29-2008 at 09:50

LOL, I picked that one, though didn't he loose his password and officially become Gir_Teh_Almighty?

 #32 - They were... - Posted by: Estopero (Member) on 06-29-2008 at 12:53

They weres looking for Wally... for sure.

 #33 - What they were really up to D: - Posted by: Akion6102 (Member) on 06-29-2008 at 16:22

Those evil buttcakes were plotting to over throw Averus's kingdom, and take him hostage, in hopes of trading him off for the beautiful Lady Forge. There they would use her as a sacrafice to resurect ragnos in Ryojins body. o.o; How I know this, I was a covert operative that infiltrated their cult and learned of their plans.

 #34 - Posted by: rattler20200 (Member) on 06-30-2008 at 10:23

And then, with their plans transmitted to command, a squad of Ninja Spartans, led by your friendly neighborhood Rattler (packin' a BFG and a plasma sword), was dispatched to, deal, with the situation. :D :P In the famous words of Sarge from Red vs Blue: Options are optional!

 #35 - Posted by: Tallfire (Member) on 07-01-2008 at 20:47

Just saying but....you do know that Vjun is like their home, right?

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