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Published by The_Crazy_Assassin 9 years ago , last updated 11 months ago

 

You're on the run from some Stormtroopers...

Screw running, blast 'em all! 37.7% (616)
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Unleash a hungry rancor from the local zoo as a diversion. 29.6% (483)
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Steal some "unused" stormtrooper armor and blend in. 19.8% (323)
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Dive down a convienently placed garbage chute. 7.3% (119)
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Some other way. (Comments) 5.4% (89)
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Total: 1630
Start: 12-06-2008 15:10
Last: 12-13-2008 14:33



 #1 - Posted by: Jonny2199 (Member) on 12-06-2008 at 15:16

Remember that they're more scared of you than you are of them.

 #2 - Posted by: Dean_Winchester (Member) on 12-06-2008 at 15:17

tripmine trap.

 #3 - Posted by: ReikoItami (Member) on 12-06-2008 at 18:06

Setting detpack, detonating them AFTER they'll run past it, blowing them up above me, pushing them even further into lava pit c:

 #4 - Posted by: dretzel (Staff) on 12-06-2008 at 18:11

Turn around and run straight into them. :D

 #5 - Posted by: CanadianBorg (Member) on 12-06-2008 at 18:17

Hmmm... How about a snack, my pretty... -CanadianBorg P.S. Resistance is futile, eh?

 #6 - Posted by: computernerd (Staff) on 12-06-2008 at 20:00

kill them, kill them, and kill them some more }>

 #7 - Posted by: darthdumbo (Member) on 12-06-2008 at 20:34

Mind trick them to go away.

 #8 - Posted by: starwarsman (Member) on 12-06-2008 at 20:46

wait my the hell am i runing i got a lightsaber:borg::rock:

 #9 - Posted by: ichigo9178 (Member) on 12-06-2008 at 21:04

As dretzel said, turn rand run right into em. except... i would do something more epicer. i would scream LEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wouldnt say jenkins cause i would be dead :rock::)

 #10 - Posted by: A_L_I_E_N (Member) on 12-06-2008 at 22:22

Stop, deflect-deflect-Force push-run-ambush-win :lol:

 #11 - Posted by: EvilZug (Member) on 12-07-2008 at 00:11

duh! /npc kill all!

 #12 - Posted by: DrAShgod (Member) on 12-07-2008 at 01:27

I'd go into a crowd to make them split and I'd blend in and kill them one by one (like in Assasins Creed), then when there are 3 more I'd go into a dark building and horror-kill them one by one!

 #13 - Posted by: Howitz (Member) on 12-07-2008 at 02:01

psh i will turn around put my hands on my sides, u know like the whole like an angry old man an angry old scotsman they would probobly be a lil to confused to shoot then i will yell at them Eat your meat or you cant have any pudding! HOW can you have any pudding if you dont eat your MEAT!!!

 #14 - The force - Posted by: MrVampire (Member) on 12-07-2008 at 02:02

Just force push them all off the platform. Imperial facilities realy need to work on thier Health and Safety protocols.

 #15 - rancor - Posted by: Death_Knight_Killer (Member) on 12-07-2008 at 03:12

all we need is a mutant rancor to eat them }>

 #16 - Screw running, use the force! - Posted by: jamesp24 (Member) on 12-07-2008 at 05:16

I'd grip one into the air, throw him at the others and then lightning them while they're down! MUHAHAHA!

 #17 - Need some style, people - Posted by: B3n (Member) on 12-07-2008 at 06:34

I steal a TIE Pilot's uniform, break into their hangar, grab a TIE Advanced or some other sweet **** like that and tear out of there before they can say "WTF".

 #18 - Posted by: LeaNikkaya (Member) on 12-07-2008 at 07:10

Kick one in the balls, steal his gun and kill the rest. easy. :lol:

 #19 - Posted by: McDiamid (Member) on 12-07-2008 at 07:35

I am am not allowed to describe this but it would involve 3 chainsaws a flamethrower two Hot air baloons and a pickel. >_>

 #20 - Posted by: Shadow_Phoenix (Member) on 12-07-2008 at 10:09

Mind trick them all into giving me a cookie :D

 #21 - some other way - Posted by: swwar (Member) on 12-07-2008 at 10:43

pull out a double bladed ligthsaber and yell STAND BACK I GOTA' LIGHTSABA!!!!!!!!!

 #22 - Posted by: The_Crazy_Assassin (Staff) on 12-07-2008 at 12:10

I am am not allowed to describe this but it would involve 3 chainsaws a flamethrower two Hot air baloons and a pickel.

Best response yet, hands down. :p

 #23 - Posted by: Ledzar157 (Member) on 12-07-2008 at 12:38

Agreed #22. :thumbsup: I'd just pull some secret apprentice style stuff on them. :D

 #24 - Rosh - Posted by: Borax55 (Member) on 12-07-2008 at 17:08

turn aroud and use Rosh as a human shield while throwing thermal detonators

 #25 - Posted by: AEvilGuy (Member) on 12-07-2008 at 17:24

Kill 7 and then call in dogs (CoD 5 joke)

 #26 - Posted by: yodaman123 (Member) on 12-07-2008 at 18:24

I would tell them, "this isnt the person you're looking for, so move along" I'd also do some unknown hand gestures that would confuse them. Then I'd get Will Smith to come back from NYC, and yell at them like he did to Fred in I Am Legend. :cool:

 #27 - Posted by: Zedo_Mann (Member) on 12-08-2008 at 13:18

Blast them all, then steal one of the "Unused" armors on the floor and blend in and escape easily... not entirely new, but still...

 #28 - Posted by: Zarathes (Member) on 12-08-2008 at 13:19

Obviously you would drive down the conveniantly placed garbage shoot! Psh! Who wouldn't?!

 #29 - Posted by: Zedo_Mann (Member) on 12-08-2008 at 13:22

duh! /npc kill all!

Either they're bots or else real players playing as stormtroopers...

 #30 - some other way - Posted by: Cyanyde (Member) on 12-08-2008 at 13:26

:beer::beer::beer: i think that about sums it up.

 #31 - Posted by: trogdor579346 (Member) on 12-08-2008 at 16:57

Fall asleep and hope they trip over you and fall into a pit

 #32 - Posted by: Klee144 (Member) on 12-08-2008 at 17:39

Well I guess i would have to know that it's not real because they're on another planet in a different galaxy. Well if it DID happen, I would freaking run, and all the posers who say they'd go beast mode and beat em all with their bare hands is kinda ridiculous.

 #33 - Posted by: JediRob0078 (Member) on 12-08-2008 at 18:57

Stormtroopers? STORMTROOPERS?!?! BAH! WHO runs from THEM?!?! I say go strait thru them! I'd use my saber to cut my way thru the waves... Then SHOK EM!:D

 #34 - Posted by: JediRob0078 (Member) on 12-08-2008 at 18:58

OH DEAR! I mis-spelled Shock... I put shok and hit the ok button before I saw the mistake... I apologize for the mishap.:(

 #35 - Posted by: stargamefanatic2 (Member) on 12-08-2008 at 19:41

Pop on force speed, mind trick half, and run through blindingly fast whilst slicing off limbs and/or heads

 #36 - Posted by: SweetPunishment (Member) on 12-09-2008 at 09:05

Lift 'em up and drain them to death }> Ofcourse I forgot one stormtrooper.(stupid me) Lift him up and throw him into some walls. And when his spirit is broken... cut his head off xD I so love the dark side :rock:

 #37 - Hmmmm - Posted by: GrdAdmSenza (Member) on 12-09-2008 at 13:13

JOHNSON! GET A FLASHBANG THROUGH THAT DOOR!

 #38 - Posted by: rollerboy (Member) on 12-09-2008 at 14:43

*wave hand like i'm using the force* you didn't see anything.....i'm not here.......i'm just your friend.......have some cake....... lol

 #39 - lol - Posted by: Blizzin (Member) on 12-09-2008 at 14:48

Just stand still (they can't aim XD)

 #40 - New Idea! - Posted by: ichigo9178 (Member) on 12-09-2008 at 19:34

Instead of rushing into them, i should look away! :O If i cant see them,they wont be able to see me! ITS PERFECT!:):rock:

 #41 - another anoter way - Posted by: swwar (Member) on 12-10-2008 at 13:50

Timescale -1 matrix baby!

 #42 - Posted by: The_Crazy_Assassin (Staff) on 12-10-2008 at 14:51

Instead of rushing into them, i should look away! :O If i cant see them,they wont be able to see me!

Ravenous Bug-Blatter Beast of Trall! :P

 #43 - Posted by: DajSilent (Member) on 12-11-2008 at 05:13

0_o!? what do you mean run away?! theyd run away from ME! force + saber = win

 #44 - Posted by: Anakin12 (Member) on 12-11-2008 at 08:56

Dive down a convienently placed garbage chute.

 #45 - Some other way - Posted by: Cloudstrife56 (Member) on 12-11-2008 at 19:04

KILL THEM WITH MY SWORD! LET NONE STAND!!! Unless they surrender.... Like that'll ever happen!

 #46 - Other - Posted by: Pikminion (Member) on 12-11-2008 at 20:56

I would personally *if i was somehow driving* drive past the conspicuously placed garbage chute, set the thing to auto pilot on a slow rate, then jump out, hide in an alley, wait for them to pass, then kill them off one by one. If i get spotted, i run, and in which case, I grab the first civilian i see and use him as a human shield. Once that person dies, I strap as many detpacks to his body as i can, wait for the troopers to walk over it, then blow the sweet jesus out of them.

 #47 - RR FOR LIAF (OTHA WAY) - Posted by: Ziak (Member) on 12-12-2008 at 07:50

TAKE OUT YA FLECHETTE TURN UNLEASH RODIAN FURY INNIT BRUV

 #48 - Another way - Posted by: thing944 (Member) on 12-12-2008 at 16:11

I would Probably shock most of them, then take a pipe and smash all the ones i can with it. If any were left i would then push them repeatedly against a wall until they die.:cool::p:rock:

 #49 - Other way - Posted by: cryo450 (Member) on 12-13-2008 at 01:20

screw running! (force lightning them all)

 #50 - Posted by: Jagersider (Member) on 12-13-2008 at 09:26

Well, I'd just turn around, look at them evilly and they'd all pee and **** their pants and run away :D

 #51 - Posted by: Sith_Vortex (Member) on 12-13-2008 at 11:03

Run behind Rosh, let em kill him and then kill them all with lightsaber.:)

 #52 - Posted by: Arctic_JA (Member) on 12-13-2008 at 11:23

Why can't I just turn to them and try talking it out? of course if that doesn't work you might have to kill them =(

 #53 - Posted by: monkey_fbi (Member) on 12-13-2008 at 14:04

how about: slice 'em to pieces!

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